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This game STRESSES me out.

That said, I wish there were more games like it.

I managed to upgrade all items in my house to the cheapest options and made it to the end of the demo. Maybe that's an easy feat and I'm just an idiot but I am pretty proud of myself.

*GASP!!* You could play as Queen before she gets fired!

Congrats on the Launch Day release! :)

"Suckin' on boobs, eh?"

I don't know how many times I've read this line, but it never gets old.

I LOVE it.

OhMyGod, that was so stressful. I mean, I WON, but, still... It makes me nervous when the computer actually knows what it's doing...

I wish more stats were shown at the end. Like, how many people married in from the specific houses, how many died before they were able to marry, or died within the first few years of marriage. I LOVE STATS!!

Also, I feel like I need to know how some of them died. Sometimes, it's an entire family at once. Sometimes, the 17-year-old wife happens to die the year after marrying the 57-year-old man... suspicious if I do say so myself!

Either way, I do like this game!