This game is a true banger, an absolute corker, a certified slapper, a genuine doozer. This game will make you quit your job, divorce your wife and become homeless and you will LOVE it. This game is the best drug I have ever tried or will try. the come up is an upper, the peak is euphoric and the comedown is relaxing, I could spend a lifetime playing this game and not realise. Just the sight of one of those chonkers gets me excited. But I have one grievance, WHERE IS 747? I NEED MY HEALTHY LAD, 747! He is an absolute must in this game. Dear Devs, have you seen his bodacious caboose???? I mean, look at that thing. I need to see him eat himself into a Space Hopper!
I truly thank you for giving me the privilege of playing this game.