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leo leo and this gmae do not match very well, and it is a very jarring experience. it kind of works though, which is what makes it jarring. luv it up by Jump i think is more appropriate, but i didn't listen to it with music, so i don't know.

a little on the nose, eh?

scary game, bro. too scary for me, man. shit my pants when i saw that clown, dude. so scary that i'm not even going to play it. 

she's scary she's got them fire eyes 

yeah don't mention it

i know a lot of people are leaving important feedback for the game, but i'd like to say that if you rearrange the letters in "Mohrta" you get mothra. 

bro what the fuck are you talking about "my house," and getting "my house" back? it's always been OUR HOUSE. and THIS is fresh. 

no problem broheim 

wake up. 

SCREAM 

fall asleep.

never mind, this is kinda fire 

bro i was fucking hyped with that intro until i realized it was a fucking clicker game 

fuck me wihfe is aded 

story of my life, bro 

bummer

bro you're girlfriend is you 

what's LGR

bro plaid socks? is that a plaid reference?

i know what your voice sounds like now 

homer simpson room i found the homer simpson room homer simpson 

wow this is good! almost as good as if AI created it! 

also, any seriousness with which i may have engaged your "unreadable mess" was dashed against the rocks when you mentioned that you were listening to chappell (chapel?) roan when you wrote this 

bro, you have GOT to dehumanize your face 

oh ok

WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME 

my fat ass destroyed that chair 

why the fuck would they put her in the river. pls explain. 

got the red guy (kinda)

the ability to name all of the characters in your games makes them really appealing, and can lead to some really fucking funny scenarios 

the creator doesn't like racial mixing 

clean the fucking kitchen, bitch

female mega man 

like always, i didn't read the instructions, certain that i'd know what to do. i picked a fight with the brown toad, and threw black and white cards into a pot, along with a few sigils. i refined, and extracted, refined, and extracted, repeating this process several times. i was going to make the fattest potion in existence, and kill this bitch ass toad. however... nothing happened. i didn't make any potion, and then the toad killed me. astounded that i had died, i ended the run, and returned to the game's main menu. although this may seem like a somewhat unremarkable anecdote, it actually offers a fairly accurate view into how i live my daily life. when confronted with something that requires me to read instructions of some sort, i don't. it's not that i don't know how to read, i just choose not to, and in the process i suffer the consequences. for example, just last week i was gifted a futon from ikea by a friend of mine. when i opened the box, i realized that it was in pieces, and that i would have to read the manual to put it together. instead, i threw that shit away, and tried to build it myself. i failed, and now when friends come over to my place, and lay their eyes upon my futon, i tell them that it's an abstract piece of modern art that i had bought. although i have struggled throughout my life as a result of my refusal to read, i'm not going to change. in fact, i refuse to change. i will not become one of the reading sheep. basically, i just wanted to ask you to please, make this game more accessible to people who don't want to read instructions. thanks.

FUCK

fuck yeah, got my certificate (i stopped reading half-way in) 

died day 6 

it was fun until i died 

fucking toki pona nerds 

holy FUCK. i've always wanted to do this. 

i'm pretty sure this is exactly how conan lives his life.

a minute in and you're telling sex jokes. better wash your mouth, dassalo buddy.