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poetry is fun when i can access someone else's brain crevasses 

may be a dumbass. didn't realize who luigi was meant to represent until he arrived at mcdonalds. like, actually.

why does he only have one arm where'd the other arm go why is he armless 

makin this dude my bitch alright 

straight, non homosexual gameplay for red-blooded men.

nice addition of amen at the concert hall, the only acceptable beat. 

this is gay 

couldn't. simple as. 

fuck! 

alhamd lilah ya sahi. alhamd lilhi. allah tayib ya rajulu. alhamd lilhi. allah 'akbaru.

like, with a vehement hatred 

i hate all of these shows 

this game inspired me to drop acid 

i was excited... when i read the content warning i thought it said "incest" and not "insects." i was sorely disappointed.

oh FUCK yeah 

landlord RIGHTFULLY evicts lazy loafer 

what da... eugh??? 

ahab the arab... sheikh of the burning sands... 

leo leo and this gmae do not match very well, and it is a very jarring experience. it kind of works though, which is what makes it jarring. luv it up by Jump i think is more appropriate, but i didn't listen to it with music, so i don't know.

a little on the nose, eh?

scary game, bro. too scary for me, man. shit my pants when i saw that clown, dude. so scary that i'm not even going to play it. 

she's scary she's got them fire eyes 

yeah don't mention it

i know a lot of people are leaving important feedback for the game, but i'd like to say that if you rearrange the letters in "Mohrta" you get mothra. 

bro what the fuck are you talking about "my house," and getting "my house" back? it's always been OUR HOUSE. and THIS is fresh. 

no problem broheim 

wake up. 

SCREAM 

fall asleep.

never mind, this is kinda fire 

bro i was fucking hyped with that intro until i realized it was a fucking clicker game 

fuck me wihfe is aded 

story of my life, bro 

bummer

bro you're girlfriend is you 

what's LGR

bro plaid socks? is that a plaid reference?

i know what your voice sounds like now 

homer simpson room i found the homer simpson room homer simpson 

wow this is good! almost as good as if AI created it! 

also, any seriousness with which i may have engaged your "unreadable mess" was dashed against the rocks when you mentioned that you were listening to chappell (chapel?) roan when you wrote this 

bro, you have GOT to dehumanize your face