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MORE! I NEED MOREEE!

Till your a level 50 diamond with all stats maxed out, and a peasant at a tavern wipes the floor with you.

Soon...Clown. Soon you won't be eating dirt...Soon..

Go to the quest board and help dwarves, you'll be rewarded with a diamond or...etc.

I keep getting my ass handed to me despite the fact that I have ALL the stats maxed out. And I am level fifty one in adventuring as a DIAMOND. And I get fucked in the ass by a peasant at a tavern. Please have more stat checks so I can feel like an actual badass instead of a wimp.