Why did "congrats you know how to control a ball" make me laugh?
10/10 best burger I had, highly recommend, would come back
yeah sry the cops raided my house a couple months ago
WTF ARE YOU ALL DOING HERE
I left like..........months ago
and your all still trying to get a drink
That's dedication I'll give ya'll that
Well buddy your insane
Its that simple
Enjoy your new life
Its a video game
And the reason its haunts you because it wants you to join it.....it wants you to be part of the cringe.
Well my bar has gone out of business.....guess giving people drinks filled with cocaine is a bad thing.....who would have thought.
Anyway do you have questions that you can't find an answer to
Do they haunt you in your sleep.........I now mine do
Well now you can get them answered....here...........yeah it's pretty pathetic but's its all I got
Feel free to ask almost anything....I said ALMOST anything some things you keep to yourself
And I'll or anyone for that matter will give you an answer So
What Questions Keep You Up At Night
*Fills a cup with hot water and some strange looking beans* 10$
*hands you a can of soda* every flavor possible is in that can
but be warned......that amount of sugar and caffeine can really fuck up your inside's
anyway that will be 50$
That's nice to hear
Here have cookie make's everything better
It's was like the r34 version of a rabbit hole
The more i went down the more I regret everything
I looked into Xboxain's account
I regret so much
I don't want eyes anymore
It like a horror movie with way too many sequels
But we should be fine here.......right?
ha
I could see why
for what?
This isn't good
This bad
and down bad at that
Steve I've seen what they post
my minds more corrupted then ever
How long has this been going on for?
I just fond out who this was today
and all I can think to say is
¨it was just a joke calm down¨
Good cause I'm not jerking off a dead corpse for you
TF!?!?!!?!?!??!
Just give me the money
100$ or no drinky drink
Also what!?!
*pours you a glass* 25¢ please
*breaks it necks pulls it into the back*
*few minutes later put a sign* -Dino Jam Juice 25¢ a cup-
*Drags you behind to bar* Lady's and Gentlemen's
If you want your own glass of steve blood let me know
No that's my lunch
Okay I'm just warning ya
Unfunny Your not Gordan Ramsey
You need to stop you do this everytime to come here
This is why your in therapy
it's RAW WATER
what did you expect
*hands you a glass of tap*
1¢
Why not both *water + fireball=?*
$4
* grabs a bottle from the back that quite literally smoking with dark magic and fills a shot glass with it*
$1,000 and you need to sign this contract that I have no part in what happends to you when you drink this
*pulls out a chicken from under the counter reverse time to when it was an egg, cracks it into a shot glass*
$1
Thats my price for it
I like you style
*makes an average strawberry margarita and then processed to mix it with every alcohol ever made the smell is enough to make a person pass out*
100$
ofc you do
*fills a glass with milk and put a bar of chocolate in it*
10$
*put the blood of a puppy into a glass*
5$
Geez you look like shit and I'm guessing you need a drink...ofc you do you wouldn't be here for any other reason
So what I can get you, I can get you any drink you can think of......for a price of my choosing ofc have to keep this place running after all
Sit down and take a breath you look half dead....when your ready to order I'll be here got nothing to do anyway *whips down bar table*
The worse part is once he hits 1M subscribers he going to be gone
Which means no more fnf or SSS and no resident evil village
It's been 2 months
