I personally loved the 0.5 update thus far. It added so much new content and I can't believe I waited this long to play it. Can't wait tell 0.6 comes out.
So far, I think the progression percent is broken, I think I did all the content this game has to offer and I'm stuck at 92 percent. henry's storyline is stuck at 90 percent and the guards are stuck at 80 even though I blew them to get by.
Also you might want to improve the "fast fill" skill by making it semi-random. The problem is when there's tons of customers later on, you have to use this skill to get by. But sometimes it will just give you nothing but wine or beer. One shift I had to clear out the tray like three times, kinda defeats the purpose, since it's supposed to save time. Maybe that should be an upgrade to this ability that you always get 3 beers and 3 wine bottles?
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Go fuck yourself for that rock puzzle. Oh yeah let's put slightly different looking rocks that you have to hit with no shiny sprites around it. Truly disgusting game design.
I mean this is NES level trash-wear bullshit. Like back when you had to hit that one tile that blended into all the other titles in the old castlevania games. This is that times a hundred.
This game is freaking awful. Holy crap the police are none stop. Please add a notoriety system where if you catch too many girls in a row the cops show up or something.
And for the love of god, switch out the breakpads on this 500 dollar facebook marketplace van. Seriously, I have seen 50 year old cars that drive better then this thing. The breaking is a suggestion and everytime you so much as lightly tap the space bar, the gas shoots to the yellow bar every single time.
This game is basically unplayable in it's current state. I think the developer watched an episode of pole barn garage namely the episode where he repairs a van, and thought "that's how my van should drive"
Bro, have you played this game? The combat is just annoying. I don't die to it or find it hard. I just find it a chore like everything else in this game. It has nothing to do with me not being "skilled." In fact I beat the giant serpent boss pretty easily after grinding for a few levels.
So shut up, thank you.
Amazing game so far, I'll probably buy the ten dollar version since the demo left me really interested. It's rare that I ever pay for these kinds of games, but this gets the solid stamp in my book as being worth the price.
God though this game is heavily fucked up. But hey, that's the point with hentai ain't it?
Wow this game is so fucking boring, I'd rather watch paint dry on a wall. I mean streamline the quests a little my god. Nothing like three days of giving pain killers to the princess to get an event to trigger. Or how about spending three days to read a book?
7.77 my ass, nobody in there right freaking mind should pay a cent for 0.5.
Right off the bat, the main issue I notice with combat is these gigantic freaking hallways. Not only do they make the game look more bland and generic and feel like a slapped together empty demo, but it makes it impossible to freaking attack stuff as you can only attack in four directions within a couple of squares of yourself. Nothing drives me more insane then these bats flying around all over the place so I can't hit them.
Making the hallways more narrow would help with the rather basic combat that doesn't control well.
This game is awful, who's paying six dollars for this? The controls are terrible, the game is repetitive in a matter or minutes. I understand this is a first release but this is less like a demo and more like a broken prototype.
"Simple and engaging gameplay" Sure I can call it simple, but engaging? Yeah no, the awkward club swings that take absurdly long. The terrible jumping controls. Hell, just hitting an enemy is a pain.
Personally I think this game is too hard, even on casual mode. Now before you scream casual and git gud, hear me out.
This game is fucking brutal, I mean only a couple of healing liquid injections you find in the dungeons. The status effects are also just awful. Literally the mummification level is unplayable, all of my characters can't do anything expect struggle in fights now and I can't figure out if you can just leave the dungeon having not beat the boss or if I'm softlocked short of using the console cheats.
The enemies do tons of damage to you and often focus fire on one character, leaving them dead. And of course this game has no revival items so far.
Did anyone playtest this hellscrape of a game? After playing this, honestly even an RPG as hard as chrono trigger sounds like a relaxing vacation. And that's one of the hardest game I've played.
The thing that makes this game kinda bad in my opinion is the lack of fairness. This isn't a darksouls situation where you can say "it's hard but fair." Because literally everything is designed to kill you, dump status effects on you until you are just exhausted. For example, there's no campfires in this game, no you get healed at the start of the level and reset the whole damn thing and do it over and over again and again.
How on god's green earth is this mode called casual? At least don't lie to my face and call it "normal" instead. Because calling this mode casual is frankly just another spit in the face.
And yes I could cheat my way through this game, but then I wouldn't actually be playing, I'd just be winning.
P.S if there is a freaking way to leave the mummification level somehow, please tell me. Because I genuinely think I softlocked myself.
The download links for this game don't work. I tried it on three browsers including firefox. I allowed popups, turned off ad blocks, ect.
On firefox I get "blocked page An error occurred during a connection to itchio-mirror.cb031a832f44726753d6267436f3b414.r2.cloudflarestorage.com." however, on every other browser it doesn't do anything at all.
This game plays worse then most flash games. And the jumping while your holding the princess is just dumb in my opinion. This is one of the worse games I've found on itch.io I'm pretty sure. And believe me when I say I've played a ton of them. Seriously, this isn't the 2000's newgrounds days and even then platformers played better then this.
Men the gameplay loop is terrible. I mean the grind for cash for example.
The worse part of this game is how you go down a side plot like oh hey I can give this guy a happy ending during the massage or I can have sex with my boss or the webcam scenes. But oh wait I need to corrupt the character more! ...........but how on god's green earth do I corrupt the character more if there is literally nothing I can do with the character? You see in a good NSFW game, it would be clear and obvious what to do, in this game who knows how to unlock anything? Screw you if you actually wanted to see some porn in a porn game. Just chef's kiss really.
First of all, this is a sissifcation game, if you want to be dominant then yeah go play the literally hundreds of games while people like me scrap and browse for hours finding what few drops of games in this vast ocean let us act out our fantasties.
Second of all I believe you can just skip jen's path entirely if my memory serves. Plus all the other characters have other paths.
Not to sound like an ass but sir this is a wendies.
I can't unzip this game? Every time I try to extract it in good old 7zip, it givees an error. Also the folder itself contains no exe files. I've tried redownloading it twice and no success. When I run it through windows explorer, it just gives up and tells me it's an invalid file. Hell I tried downloading it on two different drives with the same results. I'm frustrated at this point.
This game is awesome. The only thing I would change is that when you set up a trap it should show the cost on the screen. It's alright to do mental math, but that would be a nice quality of life feature.
Another feature I recommend is tell me what fucking events give what skill points? God the missions would be so much easier if it said xp followed by type. I've had to literally experiment and guess and it's just annoying because then you have to wait for friends to recharge so you can double or multiply your stats. It's like slay the spire or any card rougelike if the cards didn't tell you what the fuck they do.