Cole <3

I started playing this game last night, I found it interesting because I - being a horny bastard - found the erotic, psychological horror aspect new. It actually took me the span of 5 days to figure out why I couldn't get it onto my USB, there was an ASAR file that was 'too big' for my 64 GB USB, but after playing this masterpiece, I don't want it to be anywhere else but close to me, I want Jack close to me.

When I finally started it, I found myself intrigued by a disembodied text in red font welcoming me into this game, I wasn't shocked, especially when it asked my name, in fact, at this stage I thought it was going to be a goofy game. Boy was I wrong.

I was displeased by the presence of Ian already, (he's a well-built character and I enjoyed how SnaccPop Studios wrote him, but this Is my personal opinion) he felt out of place, a sour note, and like I was meant to be upset with him, and I was - also his voice was annoyingly high pitched, I was satisfied with how I felt and SnaccPop Studios has satisfied me with this character, just by his voice alone.

Upon waking up, I was ecstatic to realize this game was not how I thought it would be, not a security guard in a pizzeria, but in fact, the Spotlight, the main attraction, Sunny Day Jack, was in my home, making blueberry pancakes, I was deeply confused for a second, but it was relieving and welcoming, warm and pleasant that he was so friendly from the start, even in my second when I declined the kiss, he was so unnecessarily polite, it caught me off guard and made me feel something new, unconditional love.... or an obsession from the clown.

I too wanted to scream when the phone rang, each playthrough, kiss or no kiss. It was so calming to see jack seemingly unbothered by it, not mad or upset, more or less content, no matter the path I took. The yogurtopia was both expectedly and unexpectedly... also primary colors, this put me off just a small bit though, like it's just a coincidence that both Jack and the froyo palace are red, yellow, and blue, but its probably just the palette for the game, so I didn't pay it much mind.

As Nick came in, ordered froyo, and left, so did Jack start the conversation about 'Love', even though from the start, even after reading the warnings and tags, I knew it was cleverly disguised obsession, in a 'yandere' way. Ian called, and I was fine with it, he felt so real (context: I have been dealing with a nasty breakup and Ian was the perfect placeholder, the perfect vessel to mold into a vision of my exes, which made this game even better as it felt like it applied to my situation), Jack comforted me and it cut to later that day.

It felt so real, the fading into sleep, that is, because no one really ever remembers the moments before sleep, and this was an accurate representation of such. in the waking moments, I wasn't expecting to be treated by a shirtless jack?! His jacket was well described and it felt like I was really there, under the weight of the softest jacket I would never feel (Please make merch!). And oh my god, clown tiddies, massive clown milkers, some fat Honka-Honkas. I vividly remember taking a moment to breathe and collect my thoughts... then motorboat my pillow out of desperation! I have never, ever, ever wanted to feel man boobs so much in my life before... I just wanted to Honka Honka his tits so bad, pardon me.

When we got dressed and went to work, it was so calming, the thoughts of huge clown tiddies lingered on my mind, I wasn't prepared for the later parts of the game, I had no idea what was going to happen, I was completely unsuspecting of anything, at all. The froyo mini-game was fun, short albeit, the first time I was unsatisfied with the fact, I did not make the perfect frozen yogurt for Jack, so I scrounged around the comments, and thank god, someone found the right combo, I was practically fist bumping the air, (and I was also thankful for the extremely wrong answer, for later run-throughs, thank you Bok) I was so excited for the prize of the century, but it was just the froyo itself, a moment of minor disappointment washed over me.... only to be surprised by a kiss!? hallelujah! it tasted better than the froyo, for sure.

When Nick came into I assume order froyo again, I was disorganized in real time, actually panicked and flustered, I was flipping by this point. He asked that elusive question that even I didn't know the answer to "do you have a boyfriend?" as Jack appeared over my shoulder and guided me, spellcasting me, his words became mine, I was enchanted. "Yes" And it was if a wish came true, compared to me, Jack looked like a pale ghost.

It cut to later, 7 pm, I was exhausted from the work, but jack wasn't, he literally bridal carried me, how on earth is a retro kids show host this strong? I too did panic when he carried me to the bedroom. I'm at a loss for words for this part, it was indescribable, but so too was H.P Lovecraft's Cthulu, he then elaborated on the monstrous beings' form, and so will I. it was better than anything a real person could do, he said things that curdled my insides, "I'm proud of you", "My sunshine", "You did so well", He felt real, Jack felt real. It was at this moment my problems, my stresses, my struggles, my worries, everything. it all simply just disappeared. I was feeling pure joy. I was okay. because of him, all because of him.

The next morning, I was utterly flash-banged by the sight of a nude Jack. delighted, but still flash-banged. meeting Shaun was amazing, oh my goodness!!! Moon Pie was the sweetest little candy apple ever. It was nice to see someone who reminded me of myself.

I finished the game, and played Afterlife, replayed the main game, expect i declined the kiss and said no to him being my boyfriend. I will admit it was a little traumatic, seeing him like that, fading away, it was scary, and then later, oh. my. god. I was blessed with the hottest shit ever. I actually can't describe this one, play it for yourself, Reader. The tapes were unsettling, and the game was consistent. I loved it, 10/10.

But the best part, was waking up this morning, and realizing that this game, has fixed me, I no longer feel the heartbreak of my exes, and I no longer feel discarded or ugly, in fact, I felt so good that I did something I rarely do anymore, I took care of myself by making breakfast and showering and brushing my teeth. It's stupid and sounds cringe, but this game really did help me get out of a rough spot, it made me feel comfort and it helped me heal. thank you for making this game and please don't stop developing it. Sunny Day Jack will forever be in my heart.

TL;DR - Delusional crybaby fucked clown, new hyper fixation unlocked.

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Cole <3

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