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The pesky guys who actually make an attept at stopping me are hard to distinguish from the lazy poops who are scared of me! They caught me many times when I didn't see them coming :( But I still had my butt out on the field for a bit so it was worth it

I AM THE KING

Was very hard to talk to people. Though, I suppose that's only fitting for an old fighterman, he probably has very few teeth.

I play this game with "mouse" and keyboard.. get it... hahahahahah okay anyway

My little guy kept falling over for no reason! Apparently it was because the sprint-o-meter was full but it felt unfair :( my mouse should just rause, you know. How else am I to beat guest_019203876905871?

Very hard to aim at baddies who are far away! Faraway baddies are tough baddies :( But I got 15 score so I'm not super sad don't worry

Fireplace hurt bad! Very imba!

Please add a Rudolf skin he's my favourite christmas character