I thought it required the cuckstrad achievement. Maybe It originally was but they thought it would be funny if it sometimes shows up when you click on him in the meet the polo on the computer
Pink.Artz
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I've come to make an announcement: Tinky-Tonks' a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his black fuckin' hairy dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "this big" and I said, "That's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Tinky-Tonks, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. [Shows The Mustard Cannon] That's right, baby. Tall points, no hair, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My supеr lazer piss! Except I'm not gonna piss on the еarth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the moooon! [Piss on the moon caused it to explode it half] How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrroplllllets hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't
---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf
---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma
---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer
---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding
---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond
---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
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