what if boiler city was blue

i got PAUL in mad mall

the ants are biting my balls

skill issue

nvm

also why is there no award for getting 20k and 25k score in one run ahfashfsahjsf

"beat it"

     -micheal jackson

my balls are full of ants

yeah it's the steam release not the fucking pre-etb

that's cause you have gigichthysphobia. i pulled this word out of my ass. i just took the ancient greek word for "giant" and "fish" and added "phobia" at the end. weep

did you know slackjaw was supposed to look directly at the screen

front-facing slackjaw

(this isn't sp_slackjaw_turn please trust me it's actually sp_slackjaw_appears)

slackjaw jumpscare

looking forward to this

OH MY GOD

so the sign has morse code in it

i translated it

the morse code is "-. --- .. ... ./.. ... /--. .- -.--" if you wanna check

IT SAYS "NOISE IS GAY" I SHIT YOU NOT

i thought it was gonna be "NOISE'S SMALL BREAK" or sum but no it's homoise (homo noise)

2. probably to be more like pizzer towa

ok here's what i think

1. probably not, but someone will mod it in eventually

2. you've said this like 3 times, respectfully shut the fuck up

3. y

4. that'll be for the full game, just wai

ok here's what i think

1. it's a demo they'll show the damn building when the game is actually fucking finished

2. you enter the levels using his paintings like the wahoo man. i think he's important enough.

3. that's the plot of the demo, not the full game.

4. it's a demo holy shit. they replace the gates that'll be used when the full game comes out

5. you're not even RIGHT it looks FINE

"aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

- anton whenever you close the game

your game was featured on reddit in this post

what's funnier is that the winning screen demonstration was made by me i shit you not

oh noes

also the progressbar 95 music goes hard 🐊🎵🎵🎵

found the edge

made the obvious choice

kills you when body slammed

meanie >:( /j

happy late 2 years of pizza tower

it's free you fuck cfuciififufckc fuufjckasf casfufujcnmas fasss samaJDSISAIDG giggity

yay

try to beat me askdsadksadsadasd lulz

awesome

never ends

also it knows where the ball will land with 100% accuracy

crash bash platinum relic AI ahh

best part is when i was playing it

OH GOD I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK  🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

what about cheesed left

happy 2nd birthday to pizza tower's steam release

yippee

awesome

also can i steal your code i NEED this in my copy of pat the peppy p elaspl  dp lasdlas dllaasplease

can't download it cause it says it's a virus aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :(

fix dis iss uee

virus alert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (get it)

what does it even do

get wega'd

surprised you didn't notice my dumb ahh missed GIF

sad

me when croasidisadnant

this will be agonizing to max%

10/10