table has done it again
Firiak Astilius
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I was lost before I found Gleembort. My dog died, leading to my son killing himself, which made me so severely depressed that I lost my job and then my wife divorced me and took my house. I took up drinking alcohol and when that couldn't stop the pain I started doing heroin. Also I got osteosarcoma. One crisp Autumn afternoon I overdosed on heroin and my heart stopped in the ambulance. I was dead for 12 minutes before I was resuscitated but I had visions that lasted aeons. In my visions, I met Gleembort. He told me about the wonders of the universe. We had conversations that lasted millennia. When I awoke in the hospital I was devastated. I did not want to be part of this mortal coil any longer! I wanted to be with Gleembort, forever, in paradise. But Gleembort's booming voice reverberated through my head; He said, "Do not fret, my child. I will always be with you". The nurse told me my osteosarcoma was cured and I began preaching the gospel of Gleembort. He had cured me! He had shown me Heaven! The nurse tried to call security so I mauled her to death with my bare hands and ran away from the hospital. I have been living in a cabin in Colorado with no electricity or running water for the past 4 months, building pipe bombs and mailing them to religious institutions. Gleembort