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THIS IS TRULY ONE OF THE GAMES OF ALL TIMES

Catalyst gave me a little "talk" so I now think it's the TRULY ONE OF THE BEST GAMES OF ALL TIMES! (NO CAP NO CAP)


TOP TEN REASON THIS GAME IS TRULY ONE OF THE GAMES

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TOP TEN	REASONS THIS	GAME IS TRULY
ONE OF	THE	GAMES

1. TRIANGLE 
2. TRIANGLE
3. TRIANGLE
4. TRIANGLE
5. X
6. TRIANGLE
7. TRIA

WHOOPS WRONG LIST

1. YOU CAN MOVE IN THIS GAME!!!!! (INSANE!!!!)
2. YOU CAN DIVE AND HIT YOUR HEAD (99% chance to get brain damage!!!!!)
3. YOU CAN DIE IN THIS GAME (REASLTIC DEATH 17+ ONLY)
4. THERE ARE GUNS O-O 
5. YOU CAN EXPLORE THE LAME AMAZING WORLD OF MILKMAN. IT'S TRULY ONE OF THE WORLDS OF ALL TIME.
6. YOU CAN KILL CIVILIANS (I LOVE DOING THAT)
7. SUPER REALSTIC BLOOD (BECAUSE PEOPLE DIE)
8. AND MY FAVOURITE BAND WAS AT THE END (THEY PLAY EPIC MUSIC)
9. "like, milk is expired" - idkthen
10. CAN I VOICE YOUR NEXT GAME!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
11. SO THIS IS WHY MILKMAN IS TRULY ONE OF THE GAMES OF ALL TIMES.

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdio.j>
#include <stdbool.h>
static int cry(void);
extern bool catalyst_release_family;
int main (void)
{
    printf("Milk man is truly on of the games of all time");
    if(catalyst_release_family == true)
    {
        printf("YAY MY FAMILY IS SAFE");
    }
    else
    {
        while(true)
        {
            cry();
        }
    }
    return 0;
        
}
static int cry(void)
{
    return tears;
}

Can you let my family go now Catalystl?

you can get a spec with ger

THIS GAME IS STUPID 

Im running out of space

Top Ten Reason this game is stupid	1. Camera is mean to me	2.The creator is cringe
3. I can probably program this in 3 seconds	4. Shitty prequel	5.