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Well, sir, delectable, intellectual peer, the fuck that this so-called "shit" is, is a fine "Shoot 'Em Up!" TOILET game in which you play as a curvy, modern latrine with a large bust and an amazing abundance in the area around the femur. The game begins with a few warnings and recommends that you get a free mini toilet companion. It does nothing, nor does it contribute to the plot, however, it makes the game 100x better. I took it with, and can not confirm that it changes the experience, however I do still recommend that you accept the cute little guy. When the actual game starts, this fine femme is sitting in her delightful, pleasant office when she gets a sudden call from a distraught citizen who abruptly claims that there is a group of kindred, allied Satanists/cultists that are performing unauthorized Satanist/cultist acts in their general area. The fine toilette hangs up and goes to the house, where she finds many monsters and obstacles to get through. The first boss is presumably a doll with no bottom half and can only be hit when it is not in its ethereal, or blurry, form. You must memorize its pattern to get past and kill it. Once the battle is concluded, the femme toilet goes through more obstacles, until she gets to the next boss, which is a cadaver consisting of only bones with a balloon with a smiley face for the head. There is a second carcass with an inflatable head, however this one has a frowning face. Your goal is to not hit the sulking skeleton, but rather the blithe, buoyant one instead. If you do hit the depressed one, however, you get health taken off, so you must be fettle before you mindlessly start spamming the "Z" key, or attack button. After more obstacles, you are met with a third opponent. This opponent goes about marring the main character that we control, Toiletisia, by causing a bright red flash to obscure our view of the screen for a split second before giving us about two seconds to get off of one of the two levels in which this one-hit fire attack can put the femme toilette, Toiletisia, to death. Once you have eventually defeated this boss, you can go on to even more hindrances and grotesqueries until you get to a save point and a set of stairs. You can climb this flight of steps by pressing the "⬆" and "➡" arrow keys one after the other. This leads you to your final destination in which you will find another femme, this time a demoness. This Not Safe For Work, or NSFW for short, demoness is also very curvy, more so than our lead, and has more curves than the Deals Gap at the North Carolina and Tennessee border. This is a trial and error type battle in which you must memorize the pattern in which the fireballs she shoots will land so that you can maneuver around them. If you hit her and avoid the fireballs strategically, you can eventually finish the game and get the ending credits. Plus, there is a secret ending in which the lead, Toiletisia, gets to hook up with the demoness and shop for toilet seat covers. The creator makes delectable games and they are all unique so I recommend that you check them out. Please tell me if I missed anything or if you would like a further detailed explanation. Thank you for your delightful question, I hope to talk to you again, fine fellow.

I agree! I was playing this game with my totally real girlfriend that I do have and we both agreed that our relationship is so similar to theirs as we also went into a relationship after an intense boss battle against each other! As a toilet it is truly flap valve warming to see this saccharine romance at the end of a fierce SHMUP game! The romantic and Shoot 'Em Up characteristics of the game were so smoothly executed, I was flabbergasted at the creator's ability to coalesce the more violent aspects of the game with the more loving amativeness aspects!  I felt an enamoredness to all of the characters in the game, except for the enemies of course.

Beautiful game! Jiggle physics on point, amazing SFX and background music, amazing and creative plot, unlike anything ever seen before! The monsters are never reused and the Spoopy Monster was so scary I didn't even get a chance to collect myself before I started abruptly having a panic attack from how daunting it was, but that only means the character designs were terrifically terrifying! Overall, avant-garde TOILET with an amazing sense of humor. Also I didn't know how to walk up stairs so I thought I had to go backwards lol. I can't tell if it was anyone else who was confused or if it was just me but yea. (I lied at the start. I couldn't hear the background music or SFX because my PC's speaker is broken. I'M SO SORRY FOR LYING PLEASE FORGIVE MEJNEJNKHRUAGHBDU- *gets kidnapped by Evil I think but in a cool radical way.* )

I don't like cheese, I love it. It is truly the most scrumptious of all culinary whatevers food. You get the point, cheese is a delectable, luscious, succulent product of the dairy nature.

This game and the art is great but THE DISCORD MOD MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTBALE so basically characters and making people uncomfortable with characters that are creeps is also well done. 

This made me look at the creator's games and I almost had a heart attack. I was just like.. "Huh? 😨"

I feel so fulfilled. I found the beef. 

Loved this game! The character's stories and connections are interesting and I did not expect that Ceci would be the final horror at the end! Also I spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out the Evan boss battle but even though I suck at boss battles this was so fun lol.