“The soil of a man's heart is stonier, Louis. A man grows what he can, and he tends it. 'Cause what you buy, is what you own. And what you own... always comes home to you.”

Didn't help. Still stuck.

Oooooooooooookay...

They don't need to scream, just be highly unsettled. Like me!

Did you Finnish the game?

🌈

Brr... Still think about this game. I really wish one of the big YouTubers would play it and give it the recognition bump it deserves.

Damn, Jeff Fahey was ripped.

Well, I guess I have an obligation to play.

Play Doki Doki Literature Club and get back to us. If you thought this was heavy...

You made R-rated Ski Free!?

So, there's no way to get past the fence to see who (or what) is out there in the distance?

Fan of Halloween 3, huh?

Did I leave reality? I can't find where I am on the map. Like, at all.

That's not really the solution I was looking for. Shouldn't I be able to play it on Windows 7 anyway?

I downloaded it, extracted it, restarted my computer after it had me install some UE extension, then it says this:

What gives?

I enjoyed it, but just one criticism. Make the clouds a different color than the rest of the sky, would ya? 9/10 Would burn lasagna again.

That ending...

It loads up, goes through a few screens, then it's a black screen and back to the desktop where I have to force close. Ideas, please? I'd really like to play it.

I like how we've become so jaded by horror that when nothing horrific happens, we're legitimately surprised.

V NZ N ZHQRERE

You should really have the mouse lock on the screen.

Your name suits you.

Same.

I got freaked out when it said Robert.

Those aren't bugs. You need to do other things first.

Double-click on where it says Uncle Panko's Terrible Little Farm (the application, not the file folder). Then click Extract All. Now choose a place to store it and click Extract. When it finishes loading, double-click on the application again. That's it!

That kinda defeats the purpose of a jumpscare.

No clue what happened to our conversation, so I'll just say great work and leave it at that.

Works great until I get to the room with the green arrow elevator. Really challenging so far! Good job!

9.5/10 Would hang out again.

Can I play using a keyboard?

I can't for the life of me figure out how I'm supposed to even start the game.

C'mon, Henrietta just wants a soul, er, friend.

*puts on nerd glasses* Technically speaking, spiders are arachnids, not bugs.

Very addictive. A couple things that could be improved upon: Fullscreen option and the ability to drag and shoot from anywhere. Happy I found this!