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You'd think that a 1000-pound pig could crush any human, but perhaps their chef's knives are made of some indestructible, all-powerful material. Thanks for playing.

This was super fun to play with everyone

I really adore this game! It would be super fun to play on any whiteboarding platform or even on an actual whiteboard

Amazing game! Say the magic words "dice" and "roguelite" and I am there. It's one of those games that's easy to learn but hard to master. Really looking forward to the full game.

kinda boring comment

Maybe it's bad design; maybe it's a realistic portrayal of working in customer service. I'll let you decide.

Whew, this is tough!

I had some trouble installing the trackball drivers on my laptop but it worked better after I took a hammer and cracked that puppy open to a 270° angle. Excellent piece of software.

Thank you! It's my friend Tyler's design; I made a game from his cartridge and he made mine. It's Unity :)

Yesss! I got my game to a playable state by the deadline but now I have time to collect feedback and improve it. Thanks for that.

Thank you for the kind words! It means a lot, especially on an old game that I'm still very fond of.