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I wish they told you how to level up. It took me until my 10th death to find out.

You can click the words saying "level up" below your current level at any time to fully heal yourself, even during battle.

The stun sand is very useful against the two bosses in the game. At level 1, 5 is enough to take down the first boss. Level 2 needs 4.

Are you still working on the game?
I think the visual novel option could be fun.

Also, I somehow managed to get the stocking stuck in the wall.

I got it at the literal last second.

There are three bonuses you want to look out for: frosted cookie bonus, air bonus, and pull out bonus.

Pull out bonus can be acquired by pressing E right as the bar fills up completely.

Cookie Bonus can be obtained by pulling out and cumming on the cookies. This can only be obtained once per attempt.

Aerial Bonus can be obtained by jumping right before you cum. This can be a little hard to obtain because masturbating and jumping are both set to space. You need to pull out once the bar gets to the ending circle, mash jump, then use E to put it back on. At least, that's my method to doing it, but this is definitely the hardest bonus to obtain.

I 100% get that. Why pay for something if you can just get it for free?

I'm looking forward to seeing where this game goes next. I'm particularly interested in the mushroom lady.

Will the cow level and other bonus scenes ever be added to the game fully, or will some content forever be restricted to Patreon?

It’d be a shame to lose the boss fight forever.

This is the same case with the female cows in the bonus level, who wear a shirt in the level but are naked in the cutscenes.

Also in that level, Devin is unable to kill or even attack the cows. She just pushes against them. Is this intentional?

I love the new wood enemies! Ranged attacks are a great idea!

I just wish that their projectiles didn't disappear after a few seconds, but instead kept going. That would make them harder to deal with.

I noticed that the professor is clothed in the level, but nude in the cutscene.

(Also, do you think you could add an option to hide the textbox? That'd be greatly appreciated so I can see the full art of the characters.)

I think it would be nice if there was a fullscreen mode. Some pixels look bigger than others, which I think might be the result of the screen being stretched by itch.io.

I like your character designs. They're short, but not in a chibi or childish way. And who needs feet anyway?

And when you beat the game like this, in the final scene, she's still fully alright with doing everything with you even though she's never experienced it before.

Very cool. I am looking forward to seeing how the story progresses from here.

Woah, we have an age now? That’s so cool.

Alright, I managed to beat it on my tenth attempt after coming back after 3 hours. I still think it should be nerfed slightly, since it was brutal.

There are cleaning tasks? How do you access them? Do you need to bring the maid dress into the dungeon?

You have to spend about $900 just to get the keys required to unlock this minigame, which is several hours of gameplay if you don't get the steel knuckles that allow you to get money from enemies. (that item is a godsend) And then when you get to the minigame, it has a massive barrage of spikes that seems to never end. I spent 30 minutes just trying and failing at this minigame until I just gave up. Even the helping hand item does basically nothing in this minigame since there are still a bajillion spikes after using it.

This minigame needs to be made easier, or at the very least have a timer added that lets you know how long it will go on for. 

Sorry if I sound mad, I just really hate this minigame.

This was a pretty fun game. I liked pushing the boxes and trying to avoid the enemies.

I wish there was an ending, though.

I think it would be neat if, once the game gets far enough, we could introduce Anna to our son like, "Hey son, you've got a second mom now!"

Our son might be weirded out that his mom's girlfriend is only a year or so older than him. I've seen situations like this before (where the parent dates people around their kid's age rage), so it's not too unrealistic. Maybe a little more corruption would be necessary for this route.

Then again, maybe this route would require the least corruption of the 3 available. Anna does definitely seem like the best partner at this point of development. The son's friend is buddies with him, so it would be weird if the mom officially dated him, and the boss calls us a bitch during sex, which is very rude of him.

What do you think?

Also, I've had an issue with the corruption meter where after getting to 34 corruption, only having sex with Anna advanced it. Having penetrative sex with the boss literally did nothing for the corruption. Same with giving the boss and friend a blowjob, masturbating, and wearing the wrong clothes to dinner.

(Also, I love how we have a voice now. The “Alright! :3” we hear before the boss and friend blowjob scene is just adorable. Is that your voice, or did you hire a voice actress?)

How do you show the friend the bathroom?

I enjoyed my time with it. The pirate definitely seems like the easier character.

I didn't know how to operate any of the extra weapons, so maybe a tutorial on those would be helpful.

I like the monster girl designs. They look very neat and fishy.

What are the four other endings?

...the ball went directly through the right flipper.

Do you think you could add more lives? It feels like sometimes you just die because the game wants you to.

Sometimes, when I tilt the board in the middle section, the ball goes through the floor and gets stuck. It's especially bad in the sections right above the side tentacles.

It's been a while since we've had a game made by you with female playable characters, and having three this time is great! I'd like to see more female playable characters in the future. They can be just as pervy and dastardly as male characters. And making the protagonist of On the Couch the antagonist of level 3? Genius move. It's great when heroes become villains.

Muy bien. ¿Prefieres Aslhey o Ashley?

Is there any way in this version of the game to become completely naked? I seem to be unable to remove the starting torso part.

Además, otro error que encontré es que Aslhey no tiene un retrato cuando usa pijama.

Otro error del que puedo hablar aquí es que a veces nuestra protagonista se llama Ashley y a veces se llama Aslhey. Prefiero a Aslhey, ¿podrías corregir el diálogo en el que su nombre es Ashley?

Hay dos errores con la escena del gimnasio de Sam. 

1. Es rejugable, por lo que Sam dice lo mismo varias veces.

2. La imagen que muestra no cubre toda la pantalla.

¿Es esta la escena final de esta versión?

Logré avanzar en la historia hasta que Aslhey se quedó dormida. Tengo cinco preguntas.

1. ¿Podrías hacer que la escena de Sam (la chica del sombrero) en el pasillo sea más difícil de pasar por alto? En este punto, solo puedes activarlo parándote frente a él. Activarlo hablando con ella sería mucho más agradable. Hablar con Rachel ya funciona así.

2. ¿Es este el final del juego por ahora?

3. ¿Hay una escena con las dos personas en el pasillo? No pude activarlo.

4. ¿Podrías mantener la falta de ortografía del nombre de Ashley como Aslhey? Hace que su nombre sea mucho más único. Tendrás que deshacerte de cualquier diálogo que la llame Ashley.

5. ¿Habrá más desnudos en el juego en futuras actualizaciones?

Why is decency capped at 75%?

Also, bikini does not have a scene yet, even though we’re wearing basically the same thing as underwear.

Got it. Is this the lineup?

Serenity, Sarah, Daniel, John, Beccy, and her sister are not related to us.

Emily, Emma, and Lisa are related to us.

People who are sisters are Emily, Sarah, Beccy, and whatever Beccy’s sister’s name is.

Just to check, how many characters are sisters (related to the protagonist) and how many are bubbles (not related to protagonist)?

What's the bubble:sister ratio?

I think it would be funny if, if your decency was high enough. you could report your boss to HR and get him fired for sexual harassment. Maybe make this a percent chance.

I think it would be neat if, when you make dinner or breakfast with your son, your son would react to what you are wearing, if it is something like underwear, pajamas, or lingerie.

Also, what will the gym eventually be used for? Have any plans to add a fitness stat or something?

I find it funny how the stepmom takes issue with going into her son's room wearing just her underwear, but making breakfast and dinner for him in her underwear and eating at the table in just her underwear is totally fine for her.

Los fregaderos no tienen colisión. Además, ¿qué hago cuando entro a la escuela?

I honestly felt like the timer was just a bit too long, though how the two timers synced up was pretty perfect. It gets very stressful in the last 1/4th.

Unrelated, but I must say I love how you draw your characters. I love the mom's hair and her mouth in the final pose in particular, and the bully's bright color palette is great too!

4:37 clear time

"The dumpster is empty, like my soul."

Was that a ManlyBadassHero reference, or just a coincidence?

How do I visit a location? The tutorial was not very helpful.