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HEY         EV3RY          !!  IT'S ME

EV3RY BUDDY  'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]

IT SEEMS YOU LIGHT nER  'S WANT [[Kromer] LIKE ME!!!

I HAVE A [[Challenge]] FOR YOU  !!

THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!

AND I HAVE JUST.

THE THING.

YOU NEED.

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YOU WANT [[Hyperlink Blocked]] DON'T YOU???

WELL I HAVE JUST THE THING!

YOU JUST HAVE TO [[Pull The Strings]] A LITTLE !!

IF YOU CAN BEAT MY [[World Record]], YOU WILL BE A [[BIG SHOT]]!!

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OH YEAH?, LET ME SHOW YOU [True Big Shot]!!

HEY!!, YOU [$4.99 Dollars] FAKER!! STOP [Lying] THE FAKERS ARE [Little Sponges] I ALREADY GOT [Delicious] KROMER!! AND I AM [Hyperlink Blocked].

[Neo]!! LET ME [Show You] PROOF!

YOU LITTLE [Funky Worms] I AM A [Big Shot] NOW!!, [Didn't Need Your Help]!! NOW... [Behold]!! THE POWER OF [Neo]!!

IM THE [Real One]!! I AM [The First] TO HAVE SPAMTON G. SPAMTON WITHOUT [Display Name]

IM [Actually] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! [The Real One]!! HELLO MY PAL [Spamton E Spamton]

OKAY, DO YOU [Want To] CHANGE KRIS TO [SPAMTON G. SPAMTON]?

WHY ARE YOU USING [[Proper Grammar]] THEN, BY THE WAY THE THING [[You Said]] GOT BLOCKED BECAUSE YOU ARE A [[Little Sponge]] THAT IMPERSONATES [[Big Shots] SO YOU CAN BE ONE, BY THE WAY ITS NOT [[Bloked] IS [Hyperlink Blocked]

DON'T BE [[Sad]] I HAVE JUST [[Transefered]] 10000 KROMER, [[Enjoy Your Greatness]]

THANKS [Alex] USING ITCH IO< [Thanks brother]

IDIOT 100

STOP YOU [Ilegal thief] SON OF A [Hyperlink Blocked] YOU [Funky] LITTLE [Worm]!!!! [Warm] YOURSELF [MotherDad]

BY THE WAY THANKS [For Making Me A Big Shot] NOW I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL [Everybody Does] THIS SO I CAN [Become] THE POWERFUL SPAMTON G. [Neo] THANKS FOR THAT [Kromer] I HAVE TRANSFERED THAT KROMER [Into My] ACCOUNT!!! I NEED 828128212K KROMER LEFT SO I [Need everybody] TO GET AS MUCH KROMER AS [Possible]

THAT IS CALLED [Safe] SUICIDE

THANKS FOR [Making Me A Big shot]!!

NOW I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL EVERYBODY DOES THIS [So I can] BECOME [Neo]!!

THANKS [Palikawii] FOR DOING THIS

IF YOU WANT I CAN GIVE YOU A HACKED [Deltarune] FILE

I DONT KNOW WHAT [Deltarune] IS BUT [Humans] PLAY IT AND ITS THE ONLY GAME [Where I Can] CHANGE THE FILES AND KNOWING [What Am I Doing]

WHY ARE [You On] ITCH.IO> [Cat] YOU ARE A ANIMAL [Not A Superior Human]

THANKS FOR MAKING ME A [Big Shot]!!! NOW YOU CAN HAVE [A Deltarune Hacked] FILE TO HAVE [Fun] AND NOT GET BORED

TELL ME WHAT [You Want] THE [Deltarune Hacked File] TO HAVE

I WILL [Also] SAY YOUR NAME BECAUSE OF [Making] ME A [Big Shot]

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NO [Please Don't] ADBLOCKER IS FOR [People That Miss Good Deals] DONT ENABLE IT OR I WILL [Dissapear]

NO YOU [Weird Animal That I Never Meet] DONT SMOKE ITS [Bad For Your] HEART!

THINK [About Your Lungs] YOU [GOAT]!!

ACQUIRE IT AND [Transfer] IT TO [Spamton G.]

NO, THIS GAME IS FOR [The Small Sponges] THAT NEED TO BE BIG SHOT

GET ME TO [100000K]  KROMER TO MAKE ME A [Big Shot]!

AND AFTER THAT I NEED TO WAIT UNTIL [Hyperlink Blocked]. EVERYONE GETS TO 100000K SO I [Can] BE SPAMTON G. [Neo]!

NO NO [No], PLEASE [Explode your mac in a safe way] AND GET A [Cool Kids Windows 10 Pc] RIGHT NOW!!! TAKE THE [DEAL] YOU JUST HAVE TO PULL IT BY THE [Silly Strings]

TAKE MY [Deal] AND TRANSFER [Kromer delicious]

DID YOU MEAN [Big shot]?? YOU [Funky] LITTLE [Worm] USE MY [Fu]

[Funny little language] RIGHT!!!

HIGH [Score]?? , THAT DOESNT SEEM LIKE A [Big Shot] OF A SCORE... CAN [You Atleast Help] ME GET [100000K]  KROMER?, IS [Not That Hard]... I JUST WANNA BE A [Big Shot]

AFTER THAT I WILL WAIT [Until Everyone] DOES THIS SO I CAN BE SPAMTON G. [Neo]

TURNING DOWN A BELOVED [Stranger]...  THAT'S NOT VERY [Big Shot] OF YOU, RANDOMPERSONN.

YES,     I AM [So proud] OF YOU

NOW GET ME TO 10K [Kromer]

-SPAMTON A.K.A SALESMAN |997

IT INDEED IS [Awesome]

-SPAMTON A.K.A SALESMAN |997

DONT [Mock] MY [Fifty Dollars Language] BY USING [!!111!!1] YOU [Funky] LITTLE [Worm]!!

-SPAMTON A.K.A SALESMAN |997

DONT [Explode] MY [Old little pal] VOXOID!!

YOUR [HeartShapedObject] NEEDS TO LIVE [BIG]!!

-SPAMTON A.K.A SALESMAN |997

WOW, I FEEL SO [Hyperlink Blocked]. ABOUT YOU!

-SPAMTON A.K.A SALESMAN |997

I APPRECIATE [You] USING MY [Funky] NORMAL LANGUAGE, BUT [Can you please] NOT IMPERSONATE MY LANGUAGE? ATLEAST [Use my language] RIGHT?,   

YOU USE CAPS TO [Talk]!! YOU SCREAAAAM AND USE [Grammar] PLEASE!!!!!!!

-SPAMTON A.K.A SALESMAN |997

I AM NOW A BIG SHOT!!!

NOW THAT I AM A [Big Shot] I WILL NOW BECOME THE MOST [Powerful],

SPAMTON G. [Neo]!!!

76427402K KROMER LEFT

I GOTTA WAIT [Until] EVERYONE DOES THAT

-SPAMTON A.K.A SALESMAN |997

THANKS FOR [Helping] ME BE A [BIG SHOT]!!

AND NOW THAT I AM A [Big Shot] I WILL BECOME THE MOST [Powerful] PERSON,

SPAMTON G. [Neo]

I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO GET AS MANY [Kromer] AS POSSIBLE SO [I Can] TRANSFER IT INTO MY [Account] KROMER [Left] 817117202K

-SPAMTON A.K.A SALESMAN |997

HEY EV3RY    !!

COULD YOU [Please] TAKE MY DEAL AND COLLECT AS MANY [Kromer] AS POSSIBLE?

I NEED TO BE A [BIG SHOT]!!

-SPAMTON A.K.A SALESMAN |997