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this is so #wunderbar

I don’t plan on stopping stuff, and thanks for the advice! I’ll be sure to keep that in mind when I totally definitely never make a sequel 

I’m surprised anybody has the sheer willpower to actually play through the whole game. Good job. I got nothing for ya though, sorry mate. Sorry about the soundtrack.

gaming

no. i'm not going to re-create the demo from scratch in a different engine for a game i already released just so that you can play it in your browser.

I'm sorry, but this game was not made in unity, nor was it made with html. Due to these problems, it can not be played in browser. Although, if you can find an unreal extension that allows you to embed games, I could probably use that.

SANDVICH

Squingus :)

That's because it's an unreal engine file, and not an exported game. This allows people to make whatever edits and mods they want, and share them in the community tab.

my wife left me 😔

This game is great! (that's it. that's all i wanted to say.)