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In those three hours since I posted that I binge-played 2.0 from my previous save. Its now six thirty nine in the morning but to be honest I don't regret shit other then finishing it as fast as I did since I'll have to weight until 3.0 comes out. ALAS, perfection isn't easily mass produced so I'll wait 'till its out and then the second I get it im binge-playing that sonuvabitch again and using my "save/load/back button" technique to get everything done. Also lemme tell you, something I've noticed is some decisions you can make may seem like nothing at first, but when you get farther into the story it becomes important, and honestly that's something I find fucking amazing. Oh and the way you use ren'py is really good, usually its just "shmexy shmexy porno games with near no story" but this feels like "high quality story with a bit of shmexy shmexy times" and as horny as I was when i first got 1.0, as I've finished 2.0 I can help but think "damn Caribds knows what hes doing".

summery: I'm a lifeless loser who just finished the entire update in under three hours whilst taking the time to do anything in it that i didn't do. its an amazing game and I'm gonna play it again.

P.S: Its beautiful. And very comedic. I like how you used what from my knowledge is a dark souls reference.

-sexyfuckingjesus

12 "I asked"'s/10, will play again.

edit: I checked and just learned it's a reference to "The Dancer of the Boreal Valley" from Dark Souls 3 which, if my memory from watching theory videos is correct, is a hard-ass fucking boss even by dark souls standards.

edit 2: I'm going to play Once in a Lifetime the second I take a piss break. Also its 6:56 now.

I've had 1.0 for a while and haven't opened it, but I did the other day and today I got to the 1.0 ending and let me tell you holy fucking hell was this amazing man. The story is fucking great, the sex scenes are the best I've seen in a game like this- like- holy shit man. I just got it for porn and now I'm using it as partial inspiration in fucking stories.

-sexyfuckingjesus

betterthenhentai/10, would play again.

Well I hope it just doesn't suck.

Honestly this game was fun and its definitely an interesting idea, if you expanded on it and made more mechanics or levels to it, it'd be even better.

8/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

Hi! an unofficial reviewer here, Personally I think this tool is great. while I don't use the full version, the web version is easy to use, understandable, and isn't shit or bad like some other tools or games. You smashed my expectations and I actually use this for character concepts for my writing.

10/10

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No problem, I just love stuff like this and would love to see it expanded. 

edit: forgot to add the 10/10 to my original comment.

Behold the reincarnation of Jesus is here and apparently that happened.

Hi, an unofficial reviewer here, good job. the artwork is great, the story is great, and all-in-all, it's just plain great. I would like to see more like this.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

so here's my real review.

Hi, an unofficial reviewer here. while you got me on boob physics, I am honestly interested in this game. It's beautiful with an amazing art style and the story is interesting too. the friendliness of the main character when going to sleep with his girlfriend, in the beginning, feels so realistic, especially with the line "commencing shushing now." good job, my guy.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

also I use grammerly

im kidding, its a great game, i just needed to do the boob physics thing

Hi, an unofficial reviewer here. You got me on boob physics.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

Hi, an unofficial reviewer here. This game is touching and beautiful. I don't always see works of art such as this one, but when I do I love it. I'm a straight male though I can oftentimes feel heavily insecure and I speak my feelings and emotions through writing and seeing how others see their own feelings and emotions, as well as thoughts, makes me feel like I'm not alone with my insecurities. I have no criticism for this, meaning you not only broke but smashed my expectations. good job.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

Reminds me of the good ol' days.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

one hell of a game.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

Hi, an unofficial reviewer here, I love the game. The general story idea is great and can be expanded upon to make it a horror platformer and (maybe) puzzle game. The art is great and if this project is expanded upon/remade/redone, I would love to play it again. Keep up the good work.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

i usually give most of the badder-guys whatever they ask since they provide more then they take. i lost fifteen people and happiness for 250 gold and with that gold I got much, much more people and happiness.

thats one hell of a number there.

*intense fallout flashbacks* i finished sometime inbetween day sixty and eighty, though i went on until a few days after a hundred.

so i was googling something about the golden cog and the scientist (which if you give him the cog it creates L.A.P.I.N, a bunny operated robot which i don't know what it does) and something recommended to me was a question about marrying the royal advisor. its possible, just be nice to her, grow your kingdom, and reject those mother-trucking court of kings or whatever dudes, then you will eventually get the option. this is just what I've read and its untested by me, but try it out for yourself. also, great game, perfect in every way possible, i just wish it had a pause menu so you could access the main menu stuff.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

the description alone lets me know everything.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

Personally, I'm a big fan of the yandere character type. This specifically is really good, and I would personally love to see a bigger and much more expanded option beyond the three endings of murder, wingman, and sacrifice, possibly even making a separate route entirely for romancing sappho and aphrodite. maybe you could even become mentally deranged like sappho and live a weird twisted love life together. all in all, great fucking game my dude.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

"I ain't come for no corona light, I'm here to drink some corona LITE"

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

well this is hot-as-hell. big fan of butts here. good job.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

hi! i would like to say that my game  wont load, though thats due to my computer being an absolute hunk of shit, but from what ive seen its a good game and you did a good job.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

the description is whiter then i am, but otherwise, game is perfect.

10/10

-sexyfuckingjesus

Woah. That was dark. Now I wanna see a full-ass-blown visual novel where you have to carry out tasks for her, such as getting locked in a room with a human heart and destroying it, burying the body of someone she killed while successfully getting away from anyone, murdering a guy, and finally the both of you locked together in a hot situation where you're at risk of getting caught by the police and she does the die for me thing. Basically, good job dude.

-sexyfuckingjesus

the question marks and uppercase letters are conflicting with the statement and my last two braincells have adios-ed to next week

y

holy shit im learning cursive

if only, if only. if that were true I would be surrounded by woman, but alas i am still a person whom most dislike or despise.

poetry my me, the retard of the century

technically i do have one but it doesn't feel like there's anything happening. i haven't been able to talk to her for a while though, so until I can I'm not going to try to get a girlfriend. still tho, I feel like an ass for thinking like this.

*self disappointed sigh* i need a girlfriend

yup