Offered this Santa some home made cookies. Apparently he doesn't like peanuts (my bad), he then decided to kill all my family because of it. I will know for next time to have peanut free cookies 10/10
I called pizza hut and dominos on different phones and made them talk to each other. They argued for hours (I don't think they appreciated it very much). They ended up finding my address and coming and turning my breaker off! Lucky for them I eat my steak raw 10/10
My car broke down because I forgot to fill it up. Had to stay in a 2 star budget hotel. The bed was a little stiff and I started running laps down the hall. I think the guy in room 4 didn't appreciate that much (he tried to kill me), but got a cool clock out of it #winning 10/10. Amazing game!
Broke the entrance gate on my first day on the job then accidentally set off the nuke alarm (my bad)> Wanted to see if i can apply for a leave day next week? 10/10
Tried to sneak through the door next to the reception 3 times. Gave the clerk a 50 if I could see what was behind it. He wasn't too impressed that I wasn't wearing underwear to talk to him (I soiled my only pair playing this game) 10/10
Handed a little kid a red texter and apparently he drew a bunch of dicks in some abandoned house (my bad). I don't think the owners appreciated it very much. I would have come round and fixed it but got sacrificed for my belief that pineapple is okay on pizza
Thats the last time I stay at a 3 star hotel. Elevator didn't work, room service was bad....oh and there is some creepy old dude down in the basement. He stole my only pair of undies (I soiled all my other pairs trying to find the red cabinet) 10/10
I accidentally put floor meat on some guys doner and squirted mayo in his face (I'm still new at the job). I think he didnt appreciate it that much and decided to rob me, anyways I shat myself 10/10
Accidentally broke the TV when I was trying to repair it with a hammer. Hope that doesn't come out of my pay. Also some weird baby is hanging around the joint, seemed friendly. 10/10
