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There is a Spanish version of this available, but I didn't make it. It's on a Spanish site along with a bunch of other visual novels, including my buddy's game Yours Truly Me, which I beta-tested and helped with the writing early on.  Unfortunately, I have no idea how to get to that site now since the way I used to get there was the link on my analytics, which isn't there at the moment because I guess no one's clicked on the link on the site to come here for a while, but I'm sure you can find it if you search hard enough.

Pro-tip: Avoid the Chinese-translations of this particular visual novel. For fun, I uploaded an odd version of the visual novel that basically scrambled all of the images. That's the version that is most commonly pirated because it's the newest version, and I guess they don't care enough to check it, which bugs me.

That's an original song that I made.

Go 4 it.

Go 4 it.

Go 4 it.

Thank you very much.

You're a ghost.

Thank you so much for reading it and leaving a comment. I needed to read this today.

Okay, so... if you like Clickhole and you're comparing this to Clickhole... I dunno, that was always a really weird and dumb point to bring up since, well, Clickhole isn't really a relevant website anymore and hasn't been for years. That's why I initially said "You mean Clickbait," which you didn't understand as a joke so, like, I think that you think you understand jokes and satire, but I don't think you actually do. In fact, based on your comment history, I'd wager that you probably think you're much smarter than you actually are.

Yeah, I know explaining things doesn't make them funny, but that wasn't really my intention. The intention was to tell you what the targets and the intention was. It's like how famously with A Modest Proposal people genuinely believed that Swift was saying "We should all eat our babies," and labelling arguably the greatest satirical work in history as terrible because they didn't get the 'joke', so he had to explain that "Guys, look, the point isn't that we should eat our babies.  I'm saying we're poor due to taxes and a terrible class system, but the rich don't care, to the point where instead of paying us more or lowering taxes they might actually suggest eating babies if we're hungry."

What I'm suggesting is that YOU'RE the idiot who wouldn't have gotten the point of A Modest Proposal, so it's funny that you're so adamant about this being poorly-written when the issue seems to actually be that you didn't understand it.

Case in point, your first edit asks "Why is the cover image... that?" which is funny because you just said that you completely understand the xQc and Sniperwolf references... except, you clearly don't because the joke behind the cover image is that xQc and Twitch streamers in general are know to eat excessive amounts of takeout and fast food then leave the packages all over their room, just look at Asmongold's room or the corner of xQc's room where he tosses all his trash. The joke is that it's making fun of how much fast food they eat with the title 'A Streamer's Fantasy.'

That's literally the entry-level joke, like the joke I lead with and advertised it as under the assumption "If you don't get this joke, the visual novel isn't for you," and you didn't understand it, by your own admission.

So, I dunno, I could walk you through the visual novel and explain everything to you if you want, or you could read it again with the context I've provided and see if you like it a little more, but I don't your ego would allow you to do that since you got upset enough to downvote me.

You might just not get the humour because it's meme humour, meaning it's dependent on you being at least aware of the references I'm making. Since you're referencing a site that hasn't been relevant in years, I'll assume you're out-of-touch. Considering that, it is impressive that you made it to the 12 hours of TV part because, well, that's actually a farther distance into the game than you seem to think, which is impressive for a game that you're saying you hate.

Anyways, as for the references, I'll just explain them to you briefly so that, while you might not want to play the game again, you might have more of an understanding of the world around you, or at least, you know some of the famous people and events online that you probably should have been aware of if you weren't fixated on RPG Maker games (your bio) and Clickhole, as though it's still 2016 or something.

cXqUEEN - A reference to xQc, the biggest Twitch streamer for years and in the news frequently around the time this was made for controversies involving reaction content and his gambling streams on Kick.

SisterWolf - A reference to SSSniperwolf who was in a controversy for react content. The name of the character in the story is actually a bit of a deepcut reference, since the SS part of SSSniperwolf actually stands for 'Sexy Sexy' because SexySexySniperWolf was her previous channel.

Tall Charles - A reference to MoistCritical, Penguinz0, or whatever you know him as. His real name is Charles and notoriously he's a pretty short person, hence Tall Charles is poking fun at his height.

12 hours of tv - This is a reference to controversial 'react content' where streamers on Twitch would watch Youtube videos for hours at a time, and when called out for it their fans would defend them. Now, this part was meant to be cringe because that's how the people's arguments in favour of reaction content came across as, cringe, with a comment I like being in relation to Hasan's defence of his streams, which was summed up as "You don't understand how hard I work. Sometimes, I gotta use the bathroom, and sometimes my butt itches real bad," which is a Spongebob reference because the internet runs on memes. This is the part you quit at, which is the part that was written to be uncomfortable to read. The thing is, you couldn't call Ulysses badly written since it succeeds at being challenging which was the goal of the book, and you can't call you quitting at that section bad writing because, if you made it that far there must have been something you liked so presumably the section that was meant to be cringe made you quit because it was cringe, in which case, good job for me, that was the intention. You might disagree with the intention, but you can't say that I failed at what I set out to do.

Now, you don't have to like this thing, but you should at least understand it, I feel, because I don't think that your opinion has much weight here otherwise. I don't think you understand the references or attempted to approach this thing on its own level. What your criticisms come across as is attempting to punch down on what you think is an easy target in which case... erm, yeah, it's meant to come across as a dumb meme game if you approach it in the shallowest possible way, with deeper themes and societal criticisms in you look beneath that initial layer. The fact that you only saw the initial layer and approached it entirely from that shallow perspective is disheartening, but I brought it on myself, so, I can't be that mad, but I can be disappointed in the same way that a parent can't be mad at their children for doing bad things but they can be disappointed in themselves for raising children who would do those bad things. I dunno, maybe if I should have added a narrator character to break the fourth wall and explain stuff because it's already pretty dated and it was only released last year.

I can say that when I posted a brief playthrough on TikTok the comment section was incredibly positive on the writing, so, I refuse to believe that it's poorly-written just because you're declaring that to be the case. Maybe post some lines from it or something or talk specifically about what is cringe about it.

Ah, also, you do know that the site you showed me is a satire website, right? Like, the joke is that it's meant to be bad. So, I dunno, maybe you just don't understand that kind of humour. It's possible you could be one of those people who discover Onion videos and articles and think that they're real.

And your point is?

It's 'Clickbait articles'.

Are you an alien or something?

I also don't know what you expected to read when you saw "This is a funny game making fun of streamer culture." Like, what did you think you would be playing when you clicked on this?

I mean, you criticise stuff like Epic Movie for not being funny because it isn't really a criticism to say "This is just a spoof movie featuring a bunch of pop-culture references," that's just literal what it is and it kinda makes your opinion less credible if that's all you have to say.

Disregarding all of that, did you at least enjoy that Romeo And Juliet parody at the end? What about when the main girl defeated the 'dragon' with a Spongebob reference? Or when the 'impossible challenge' was watching TV for multiple hours straight? Did you enjoy anything in this visual novel, or were you unable to because of that metal stick in your cute little butt?

Lol, that's actually a pretty common thing with Renpy files on Android apparently. If I remember right all you need to do is rename the file so the extension is .zip but I could be wrong about it.

I am actually working on a new update for Pokemon Babysitter right now, so it's funny that you decided to pop up now. At the moment I've got about 49 images completed for the new update which should be pretty short, just wrapping things up with a happy ending. I will warn you that Pokemon Babysitter is probably one of my most surreal visual novels which you might like or dislike depending on your mindset.

If you're into guys dressing up like girls, my Pet Foxes visual novel features a decent amount of guy x guy scenes, but I'd probably recommend my newest project Werewolf Labyrinth School for femboys specifically even though it will likely not feature explicit sex it does feature nudity with Casper, who is probably the most feminine boy I've ever designed who gets into a relationship with a masculine girl. That said, if you get deep enough into Pokemon Babysitter where it becomes similar to one of those psychological 90s movies (Fight Club, Transmetropolitan, Trainspotting) you'll get to experience a really weird NSFW scene with Babysitter and a prince. 

Anyways, nice hearing from you and I hope you get a chance to play and hopefully enjoy my weird visual novels. 

Thanks for telling me. I'm already working on the next update so I'll check it out and see what the issue is. I probably just forgot to add a 'jump' command or something silly.

In retrospect, I think I was too excited to post that first build, and I'm hoping the next build will be a little more polished. I did a tweak to the way the classroom scenes will play out in the future days that should make them feel a little more dynamic, I added a cute/creepy scene with Rosie that fleshes out her character a bit more, and at the request of a friend I added a scene with Yello in her underwear that I feel is a bit disturbing with the implications involved but it works in the context of the story getting a bit darker, and it's entirely optional. At the moment, the second day is about halfway done and I'm just getting started on the second class on the second day.

I am pretty excited for the next update. I'm approaching my days off from work this week, so the plan is to basically stock up on snacks, boot up my Switch and my computer, then basically alternate between playing the new event in Master Duel and working on the script/code for this project. If you have any other notes, criticisms, random thoughts, and general feedback I'd love to read it.

I think it might be fun to do something similar to my other visual novel A Goldfish King with Samus Aran.

I like the idea of Samus going into a strange unfamiliar place where surreal things happen, and she has no way of gaining powers except by either satisfying or killing the strange creatures she encounters.

It'd be a little while before I could work on something like that, though. I'm planning on wrapping up Pet Foxes 2 with either the next update or the update after that (there's gonna be a big battle with Cheese The Vampire, and the reveal of who Eterna's father is). I also do want to continue the story set up near the end of Pokemon Babysitter where things start to get a bit serious with the introduction of his 'daughter'. Though, fair warning, it's not going to have a very satisfying end if the ending I want gets done.

Lol, I'm planning on making it similar to the reported ending that Prey 2 had. If you don't know, that game apparently had a mechanic similar to Bioshock where if the main character died he simply was reborn as a clone in a tank. The ending for Prey 2 had him live a full happy life after defeating the invading aliens and dying peacefully in bed surrounded by loved ones... then he wakes up in the tank and the game ends. I want to do something like that, but much more comedic and strange to keep with the surreal tone of it.

My stuff is weird, but I like to think it's weird in the sense that a Roger Corman is weird.

My name is literally WEIRD420XL.

Also, STEPfather/STEPdaughter. Pornhub rules.

I feel like I'm coming across too snarky here. What I'm basically saying is that we're operating by the rules of Pornhub for this story. The STEP is the most important part. They're not blood-related.

As for the weirdness, yeah, I'm weird. I like being weird in my stories because if I'm not able to vent my weirdness in stories it gets vented in real-life, which sucks for everyone. If people were free to be more weird and encouraged to be more weird instead of repressing things, the world would be a better place for all.

In the words of a random user on X in relation to a recent Twitch controversy:

"So, like, what's your problem? Do straight dudes have a problem with naked women or something?"

I don't believe you. I'll need to see the video evidence to confirm.

Lol, the use of 'adult' and 'erotic' refers to the random pics at the end where I got, well, drained and decided to have some fun with my buddy and create a bunch of random 'sexy' artwork. What I initially did was type in stuff like "Pokimane, but as a fox," to see what would happen and I'd get someone that kinda looks like an influencer with fox ears, or fox-ear headphones. Eventually I tried "WingsOfRedemption as a fox," and... yeah, I got some something that legit made me laugh out loud.

But, the reason why I felt really drained with this was because it's actually an AI-remake of my far more popular visual novel Pet Foxes (if you play that, fair warning, people are mixed on the way I ended it with most people disliking it, so, I might release a version with a 'better' ending at some point. I wrote out a 90-page doc for Pet Foxes 2, but, I just haven't been motivated to do that). So, what I would do was have a screen open with Pet Foxes so I could go line-by-line, a screen with various AI programs that I would cycle through, and a screen with the code for AI Foxes. 

So, for basically each line of text I would need to get the line from Pet Foxes, go into the AI program, type out the prompt, wait for it to generate, download the image, put it into the visual novel, and then move on. It might not have been so tedious if I didn't switch to different programs around every 10 images or so to add some variety, but finding different AI programs, typing out all of those prompts, waiting between 90-300 seconds for each, often being bombarded with ads and some issues that arose with the programs I used... Well, let's just say that I started out being like "Haha, this is such a funny joke," but Pet Foxes has 1000 images and I was feeling really burned out on the joke at 50 images. Plus, I did actually get a lot of hate for this (which I could handle), and no one seemed to think it was very funny so I was like "Well... it's getting me a lot of views and downloads, so I'll leave it up. But, I think I'll just do other things and come back to it later."

Right now, I'm working on a new update for SHE CAME FROM ANOTHER PLANET, which will probably end the story by revealing Order Alien's origin story and what she's been doing to kill all of those people throughout the story, as well as how she was able to resurrect her friend into that big-headed monster in the last update. I also want to continue work on Pokemon Babysitter again just because I thought of a fun idea where I introduce Ditto into the story which will allow me to retcon The Death Of Pokemon Babysitter. 

Anyways, thanks for the comment, it's very much appreciated. I feel like I've been stuck in my own head too much lately, which isn't great for someone with schizophrenia because it kinda makes me prone to giving into my delusions. Like, I'm having to really catch myself lately because I've been watching Penguinz0 and Huggbees lately and being like "They're referencing me! They're following me and referencing me, but not giving me a shout-out, the bastards," and getting irrationally angry about guys who, honestly, likely don't even know that I even exist. Heck, when I was working on Master Of Dragons and experimenting with mushrooms I went through one of my phases where I think that a supernatural beast is following me. I remember that for about a year and a half I genuinely thought that a black time-travelling dragon was stalking me.

Lol, have a nice day, and thanks again for your comment.

Definitely. I'm bi-sexual, so, I definitely have a thing for feminine men and something that I am passionate about is normalising gay/bi content in erotic visual novels. I know there's a lot of male x male visual novels and erotic games these days, as well as traps, futas, and sissies, but what I kinda hope changes eventually is the attitude towards them. Like, I remember the days when male x male porn games would feature the guy looking a lot like a girl and hiding the d during hentai scenes so that the comments section didn't get flooded with people complaining about the male x male stuff, and yet somehow that attitude was seen as progressive. Honestly, that was such a weird time for gay stuff because you had 'progressives' being like "Hey, I absolutely adore gay people and gay content, but you gotta hide that shit if ya don't want to be stabbed... by my knife. Look, I don't make the rules here, and I ain't no homophobe, but if ya don't wanna be stabbed by a knife, my knife, I'd better not see any peepees in my porn."

Anyways, it's an attitude I've been wanting to see in more erotic games with male x male content that the creators both aren't ashamed of male x male in their games, and wanting to base their male x male content on, well, normal gay sex portrayed in a healthy and normal way instead of the off-putting fetish stuff. It kinda feels like there's always a twist when it comes to gay content, even today, and I feel like moving forward that's something that needs to change.

That was a slightly odd tangent of me working through some issues, so, sorry about that, I tend to get carried away with these things because I'm horrendously lonely and like sharing my opinions, and debating with people.

In any case, this thing is actually pretty prominently male x male, with Babysitter's most consistent partner being Louie, a guy he met in college, and there's also a thing with a superhero named Brightwing and a prince where they enjoy stripping down to their undies in front of each other and being sexy but they both have cold feet in regards to actually having sex. There's also Eterna x Gallade, with Eterna being a character from Pet Foxes, but... that kinda isn't real, Eterna's just crazy due to the abuse he's suffered, and this Eterna isn't even the 'real' Eterna. There's a lot of male x female, too, and female x Pokemon bestiality stuff, but most of that is one-offs between characters, the male x male scenes are more recurring.

I thought it'd be funny. But, like, I'm sure I'll get a lot of hate for it and probably lose some followers.

I've been kinda depressed lately because my birthday is coming up, so I came up with that description of the song I wrote as a way of taking my mind off of my upcoming birthday and the sense of absolute dread that I feel about it.

I am legitimately proud of the writing for the visual novel so far, though, I think it's some of my best writing in at least a few months. But, the visuals aren't my best, honestly, which was why I was kinda like "Eh, let's see if people like what I've made so far, even though there isn't much. I'll even throw in a joke mode to get a chuckle or two."

There is a Pokemon-on-human scene (Umbreon x Crow), but, I haven't decided on futa stuff since I have been moving away from porn stuff lately. If I did have a futa scene in a future update, well... I did think up a scenario last night after reading a futa comic (it was a Catra comic, if you're curious) where the queen 'tortures' a girl (or another futa) who ends up liking it. 

So, like, it would be a decent bit of character development for the queen, who's pretty undeveloped right now, and it would be doing something I haven't really done (though, I do have a girl with a strap-on in Pet Foxes). But... That would probably have to wait a week or two because for the past week I've been working on a new visual novel project and slowly working on my script for Pet Foxes 2, which I want to release as a completed visual novel if possible instead of just a bunch of updates spread out over a couple months.

Ah, I'm also planning to include a Rhydon x Ashley scene in the next update, and I am considering having a scene with Mawile doing something in the future with her big mouth.

Thank you, it means a lot to see a comment like that. It's nice to be updating again, even if it is a small one.

Awww, thank you. :)

I could. I just thought that it was too obvious a choice for something like this.

:)

The audience reviews are 96% right now. It's very much a movie for people familiar with Nintendo games in general. I had a good time with it, though, I think the Sonic movies might have been better as movies than the Mario movie just because those ones were paced better.

Thank you. My mental health is actually doing pretty well right now. Can't wait to work on the next update for Pokemon Babysitter with a pizza and a two-litre of Coca-Cola.

Also, I saw the Mario movie. It was quite good, and I like how it seems to be setting up future crossover stuff, like a Mario Kart movie and a Smash movie. They also really nailed Bowser and Peach. Like, Peach wants everyone in her kingdom to become strong and is happy to hold back even though she's very capable of doing things for herself, and Bowser is really just a cringy dad that is naturally menacing in spite of his goofiness, just like the games.

Honestly, the movie feels like a bunch of video game cutscenes tied together in a way you'd expect from a Japanese movie more than a Western movie, which is why I think the critics reviewed it poorly. If you lean more towards stuff like Anime and Japanese games, you'll enjoy it, if you enjoy more Western stuff it'll feel strange to you.

I get that. I think that when I was younger my favourite Pokemon was Charizard in the original Red (I got it at a Salvation Army store) and I loved it so much I literally didn't use any other Pokemon, just a single over-leveled Charizard soloing the game. Years later, Goodra became my favourite Pokemon. Unfortunately, one of my sister's friends stole the game from me, he confessed to doing it and refused to give it back, and there was nothing I could do because his parents wouldn't get him to give it back, and my Dad just believed that I lost it, which was pretty heartbreaking, forming a beloved Pokemon team and having someone take it away from you and tell you that they took your team away from you.

Gonna be brutally honest, though, I marked this thing as 'complete' mainly because I don't know if I want to continue it at the moment. The interactions have been great and I've gotten a lot of followers, views, and downloads from it, but there's a strong sense that the only reason for that is because it says 'Pokemon' in the title, which is a bit depressing since the visual novel I care most about right now is Pet Foxes which I'm kinda struggling to finish. Like, I worked on it a bit, got maybe 1/8 of the way through my ending then succumbed to a serious depression that lasted the entire day that I'm still not over. There's this sense that when the ending is uploaded and I can say that it's finished that no one will care enough to leave a comment or, well, just tell me that they enjoyed it, or even that they hated it, which somehow feels even more pathetic.

Without being too dramatic I do kinda think that if I do stop being depressed in such a weird way (I was told it might be a Fear Of Finishing) about Pet Foxes, I might just stop doing visual novels in general and find something else to occupy my time.

Possibly in the next update, though I'd have to think of how to include Ivysaur. I want to establish a formula for updates, possibly introducing 3 Pokemon in each update and ending each with what I'll call a French-style fake-out where the character 'dies' at the end of every update, then it's revealed that the main character didn't die in the next update. I forget which show it was, but there was a French show that ended pretty much every episode with a 'death', like having a house explode with the character inside, and then revealing in the next episode that the character is completely fine. So, this first version ends with the character dying of food poisoning, next opens with the character having an upset tummy.

So, with the two other requests I got (Psyduck, Gallade), the idea I have for the next update is already a little packed with new Pokemon. But, it would be cool to do something with an Ivysaur. It would definitely be fun to play with the "There are people who actually want to marry Ivysaur," meme and the tentacles/vines it has would definitely be fun to play with.

Pet Foxes will be updated first, though, then this visual novel probably a week after that, or a few days if I get a burst of energy and inspiration. The images for that update are done, I just need to add in the text and possibly get a couple new songs made for it, so it could be up today or tomorrow.

Thank you for the suggestion. I love to hear them.

Possibly. I'm not going to tell you what drugs you should or should not take, and a portion of Master Of Dragons was written while on shrooms.

Though, if you think this is weird and trippy, be prepared for the finale I have planned for the Pet Foxes update that should be up next week. It gets really surreal in a similar way to the ending of Eraserhead, then shifts into an Animal House-type ending, and I won't apologise for it.

I mean, my name is Weird420XL.

I would be happy to do that. Someone on the Discord said that their favourite Pokemon was Psyduck, so I might add that as well.