Dear mirks. I am writing this story as a warning to all those who do not bite Mentos immediately after putting it in their mouth. Well, me and my girlfriend went to college in different cities. After a month of separation, we finally decided to meet, and since I was very happy about it, I decided to give her cunnilingus. I always liked it, but this time for some reason her pussy smelled like a dead pope and tasted even worse. I didn't want to offend her, so I took Mentos. While licking, I accidentally pushed it into her, but luckily I have nimble fingers and quickly dug it out, put it back in my mouth and bit it open. Unfortunately, what ended up in my mouth was not Mentos. It was a gonorrhea lump. (It should be noted here that the lump was the size of a fucking Mentos) I started screaming, puking and throwing myself around the room. When I had no more words to say and rinsed my mouth, I demanded that she tell me what the fuck was going on. It turned out that the stupid female dog cheated on me with some guy a week after leaving and she had no idea there was anything wrong with her. Since then, I've been sitting in my basement treating gonorrhea in my mouth and educating people on the proper consumption of Mentos.
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