I'm nice until you're mean usually.
You tell me I'm ugly or something though I'll just go "Dude I don't think you can say too much".
And they'll go, "I'm a lady, not a dude".
And I'll just be like "Coulda fooled me". Then I'll walk away.
(I've never actually done this but I would if someone were mean to me). So overall just be nice and respectful to me and I'll be nice and respectful to you.
Yeah, my head does funny scenarios a lot; pay no attention to half of that.