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Pelican Party,

We love your updates for special occasions, such as Christmas or April Fools. On a serious note, it would definitely benefit both parties, you and players, to have more game modes.

ye, I think the only problem is that everyone will have the same op skins leading to less diversity, and it’s laggy as f

bro….. XD, ain’t no way ur not being ironic

Y then?

surely we all here are tryhards(Havoc also been here for years, how does he have no money) 🤔

what cos u don’t want to change ur skin?

man what the hell is this waffle. (SkILl dOeS nOt CoMe FrOm T hE HeArT bUt tHe DeViCe AnD AnGeR) bro listen to urself. I’m not being toxic but this is just unnecessary. Stop being so pessimistic 

+ When all of you were talking about try hards, surely everyone here are such, as they are OG, come together to talk about it, and have the best skins,(Havoc Ik you got a lot of coins.)

Lads, I don’t know why so many of you don’t like this update. Being able to know the stats allows you to get the best maximum speed, tank or damage, or mix. Before the most expensive items in the game would be at the same level as the cheapest as there was no diversity. I think this is an amazing update, just dedicate 10 minutes of your time to think of a fun and cool build, and always use it.

Snadow, do u play mobile? And if so, when poosting do you have to have finger sensitivity really high so you can 180? What’s ur sensitivity? Thx

Thx mate, I kinda know how to do it, it’s with the spear which dashes forwards and back. I’m just unsure on the order of when I would dash, jump and turn around. Thx tho, will u reply here to tell me the technique?

Lads, does anyone know how to poost, if you do pls tell the technique and tell me if you can do this on iPad . (I have an idea what it is, the spear kinda pushes you back)

It is “Toshifumi Hinata - Reflections” 

Your welcome 🤓

bro I’m Joelius who gives advice in the comments

I’m Joelius

BTW the alleys update is amazing!

An idea is to maybe add different types of arrows. (Flame arrows, poison arrow, etc)

Pelican, would it be possible to see the stats of a melee weapon, for example I really enjoy combating with the element of speed, and am trying to find the melee which allows the user for the quickest movement speed. If this is not possible, can you maybe say which melee gives the fastest movements speed.(other than fork) :)

Guys what’s the max amount of stats you can have. For example for speed?

IMPORTANT

Because it is still unclear how melee work, for example if gear with damage affect melee. So please comment on such things. Beneath please comment your favourite melee and why it is your favourite, take account of speed and reload time. Also what would the best melee be for a mix of movement speed and damage? I would rlly want to know and it would help everyone in this community (PS in game I am called MEAT CARVER )

LOW do u by any chance, dye your hair blue and say that going to the gym is fatphobic

To Low

POV: U base your whole personality of being a toxic slag

Everyone else who I haven’t mentioned are just pro players and comment from time to time

After a little scrap with the order of the social rankings, here is the list.

Tui Jesters- This man is a legend, everthing he posts is shown to be a product of hard work. Funny and interesting guy, why he is at the top. Great fcking content, keep it up.

Ps: Maybe start yt?

Tovarysh Havoc - All round nice guy, never mean, great addition to the community.

bow boi- Good player, OG, always on here.

Witch Doctor- I must admit I am quite low down in this list, cos the only time i comment is when I get annoyed at someone in this community and start being toxic. I also swear.

AgentEagle- At the bottom as a result of being an npc and cocky

Holy crap man that’s insane, rlly well edited. The text is also very humorous 🎩 

AGENTEAGLE, mate, ur fucking irrelevant. No one cares that people used your name, I don’t even know who you are. Calm the fuck down and stop fcking spamming bro, u npc. There’s also no need to get angry just cos someone put a laughing emoji at ur goofy-ahh comment.

alr anyone who’s played with me, Plague Monke, rate me, I need motivation

My character PlagueMonke was a normal monk who prayed in church until he contracted a virus, which killed his wife. He found out that someone had created the disease and decided to leave the monastery and put on a plague mask to stop him from infecting others. His is a story of revenge, quests and POWER!

POV:u r Greyhowl

Gdnight and to end this spectacular night I have two things to say.

Firstly, Greyhowl stop avoiding our questions

-do u rlly look like that and how old r u?

Secondly I cannot wait when Havoc sees this tmrw, gnight gurls I see u tmrw

Ye ofc

tell her bowboi, kinda weird how she calls everyone luv

ME

greyhowl if u don’t reply ur a pussy

let the war commence, however what we all want to know, is are the booty pics real?

haha

hehe and who made the conversation?

Guys, what creamy, white ink r we talking abt

Who?

u should tell me to prove ur not capping and isn’t the allegations I said u were

this is gold, LET THE INK FLOW