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What the fuck is this mess even supposed to be? The concepts alright, even if stupid and childish, but the game-sense and controls suck harder then your mom after getting a tootsie roll from the store. Just like that city, I don't think the game's worth any salvaging. 

I hope your chickens die of dysentery, you terrorist cuck. animals playing with bombs is one of my many triggers. 4/5 great game, just really fucking boring.

A game that demonstrates what my peepee does in the morning as a main game mechanic should be good, but this guy's a faggot that's only seen his mom's penis before, so it's shit. 5/5 great game

It'd be a great game if it hadn't been made by a bunch of french faggettes.