hey chainsaw,, I’m not gonna do anything fancy this time. Just gonna do a regular check.
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I think the AI can make one because it’s just a giant purple blob, most likely just have some black spots in there and boom you have a swalot
And how you could find her maybe in one of the cities there’s a challenge going on to see who can find a way to fill up swalot and the MC believing he can do it takes the challenge and it goes in a private area with the swalot and fill her up. And she probably is not gonna waste a single drop.
The explanation is in the rant. They got the information that there was a Rampardos on Mt. Coronet so they went to relocator to the island she put up resistance, but she realized that she could see the MC again at this island and she wanted to see him again
oh wait a second you did that thing where you didn’t fully look at my comment you just saved it so you can look back on it like you did for my Hoopa rant
That’s fine. I have a feeling I was going to extreme with it most likely you can just kind of slim a lot of those entries down.
It completely fair just wanna make sure each one of the fossil Pokémon, get something. If you wanna do anything, this idea go ahead, but thanks for letting me do this rent.
By the way what do you think about the Rampardos helping the MC in my opinion is the best part of this idea.
Dinosaur G6 mini game Rant
The main idea for this rent is to give ideas for the puzzles that each one of the fossil Pokémon can have. mine may be a little simple, but I will try to make each one unique in its own way, so it doesn't feel like you're just redoing the same stick. I will also be giving personalities and ideas to how the fossil Pokémon react to the MC would they be aggressive? Will they be friendly? Will he meet a old friend? I will also also give a bare bone story to how the MC got in this situation. And please accept any spelling mistakes.
Story : The MC was going to have a weird week because he has nothing to do. He's not going out to find any new legendary. None of the human girls need him for anything. His girls are just fine yeah they wanna be fucked once in a while, but they really don't need them to help them with right now, so this week has been one of the times has nothing really to do. That's until Maple called him and said that a associate of hers needs his help with something. The MC always being a nice guy enough to help people and also to fix his boredom. Decides to go. He gets flown off to a secluded Island off the mainland. Ask the MC gets there as he gets out of the helicopter he meets up with maples associate a old man with a really familiar sounding name it doesn't matter. After introductions are done with he decides to walk and talk with the MC about what his goals are for this island and that is fossil Pokémon. He explains that this entire island is supposed to be a resource center about these ancient Pokémon, but also has a second purpose is to contain fossil Pokémon that has either escaped or or was released into the wild. Some fall on causing a major problem but others like Omastar are messing up the ecosystem so this place is to round up all those fossil Pokémon and relocate them to habitats that can handle them. But it is still very young process and needs funding and he gets that funding based on research but of the fossil Pokémon he was researching got all riled up and while escaped and they've been extremely hard to contain and even if they do, they just break out again. The reason why is because of their heat cycles they need to be satisfied before they can be put back in containment and that's why he needs the help from the MC. But he he won't be hunting for these girls alone because that's a special someone that will help him. As the MC here's that something bumps into his back as he turns around he sees his girl it's Rampardos. As the MC sees her, he realize this is gonna be a fun week after all.
Rampardos - now you be wondering how she got here well simple she was moved here. She did put up a little bit of a resistance. She didn't want to leave her territory, but when she may be able to see the MC again, she didn't put up resistance at all. She is also the only fossil Pokémon not to escape from the Cell because well she was laying her eggs and she was quite satisfied. She will be helping the MC through his mission to collect all the other fossil Pokémon either by destroying obstacles in their way or Letting the MC on her back to increase their movement. And after the MC calms down all the other girls she may get another round with him.
Details - all the fossil Pokémon will be split into two groups, aggressive and passive and these ideas will mostly not include the puzzle portion because I don't know how to program that but it will give the location where they all found, and what the MC and Rampardos need to do to get to them.
PASSIVE
Cradily - the MC and his partner in crime was given a location aware the Cradily was last seat a overgrown, damp cave. The main puzzle of this section is trying to get with the cave and to see where the Cradily is hiding. After a while They entered the section of the cave where Cradily is hiding they could look through this entire section, but that would take time but the MC could use a old trick that attracted another Cradily in the past. Rampardos Well we the MC surfboard to attract the Cradily out of hiding. After she gets out of her hiding spot, the MC. Hidden as well gets behind her and give her something else to focus on let's say. After that, they are able to get the Cradily out of the cave in back into her containment.
Bastiodon - the dynamic duo informed that the Bastiodon was located so they went there at once. When they got there, they found a Rocky Ridge it was actually quite a beautiful slight, but what's took away from the view was the sound. This noise sounds similar to someone straining themselves the both of them came to the same conclusion it was the Bastiodon. After a couple of sheer drops, massive rocks and getting lost, they finally found this coming from. It the Bastiodon near River and stuck in mud with how much she weighs quite obvious that she sink in the mud when she was trying to get a drink. The puzzle here is trying to figure out how to pull her out of the mud. But after a lot of Jerry, rigging and Rampardos some rope attached to her. They were able to get her out of the mud. After the Bastiodon shakes off the mud off her body, she decides that the MC deserves a roll for helping her get out of that muddy situation. After that, they are able to take her back to her containment as she lays down on solid not muddy ground.
Carracosta - the MC and his helper given the location of the Carracosta it was on the beach shore of the island. As they got to the beach, they saw her well not her technically but her shell. It seems like the Carracosta went into their shell. The main puzzle here is true. Try to figure out a way to get them out of this shell and not to get slapped by their flippers. After a bit of brainstorming the MC remembers that Carracosta main food search is creatures with shells. After finding some shells and having Rampardos crush them with her head the plan will be again. Using the crush shells to lure the Carracosta out of first shell. After only popping her head out of her shell, she begins to fully come out of it eating more of the crushed sea shell she was fully out of her shell. After that Rampardos quickly knocked her on her back and then the MC approaches her and calms her down in a way. After they spend most of the rest of the day, trying to lift her back up and move her back to her containment.
Archeops - The MC and his lovely Dino buddy got confirmation that Archeops was spotted in the jungle so they moved out. As they got deeper into the jungle, they saw her just kind of sitting on one of the branches looking around. The main puzzle of this section is to try to activate Archeops ability defeatist to make it easier to get her. After much brainstorming, the idea came to the MC. As he walked out of the bushes, he had his fake wings on. And he started squawking at the Archeops. As the MC continues to squawk at her. She jumps off her branch and begins to squawk at the MC trying to defend her territory from this invader. They circle around each other for a couple minutes until Rampardos uses Ironhead on her and pushes her back to the MC. As he catches her, their plan work defeatist activate and made her quite submissive and maybe a little breedable. After that, the MC brought her back to our containment. He likes to think he gave her some her confidence back.
Aurorus - the MC was playing tug-of-war with his girl she was winning, but then they got confirmation of where the beautiful Aurorus was last sided, and of course it was on a snowy mountain. As the two of them climbed to the top of the mountain, their search begins but there seems to be a slight hiccup. There's a blizzard going on. The main puzzle of this area is simple. It's to find the tracks of the Aurorus in this blizzard. After a pretty intense journey of most likely a lot of snow until Rampardos notice the tracks as they began to follow it. The snow was making it quite hard to tell what was in front of them. But then they bumped into something. Something very soft but firm and quite round and smooth DMZ is expert of many things so the touch of this he knows that he is touching a nice ass. At that moment, the blizzard begins to die down and both of them see that they are touching the ass of the Aurorus and she seems to be liking the attention that that Pacific part of her is getting. The MC always believes a great way of warming up is having some nice sex. After they warmed themselves up they brought her back to her containment. She gave the MC a little kiss on the cheek before he leaves.
AGGTESSIVE
Omastar - as the duo horny and hornyer milling about they got information that the Omastar what's located? She was located in the pool area of this island. The MC believed they was gonna take a minute to try to locate her, but he was wrong because she was right there. in one of the pools, that's good. The easy part was done now the hard part trying to fuck her when trying to avoid her fighting you. The main puzzle of this section is you trying to get the Omastar out of the title without her, sucking the MC not the good type of socket the bad type like sucking out your organs. After a while, the MC figure out the plan he uses his surfboard to trick her to target it and works. She lunges towards the surfboard and misses the sea as she tries to escape back into the water. Rampardos uses Ironhead Today her a little so the MC can calm her down a bit. After their fun the Omastar did in fact, calm down, and she became very clingy to the MC lucky enough they were able to get her off him and put back in her containment.
Kabutops - as the MC was just padding Rampardos head. The professor contacted them that they have found the. Kabutops In kind of a marshland as the two of them went out to go find the scale. After a while of searching the marsh land, they didn't have any lead until a Hydro pump. Almost hit the MC Square in the face. It looks like the Kabutops found them and she decided to go On the attack. The main puzzle section of this part is to find a way to get closer to her and maybe a way to make her stuck. After a while with the MC and Rampardos started running at the opposite sides of her. But then she lunges towards the MC but this was part of the plan. You see the MC quickly dodges out of the way as she gets her sickle arms, stuck in a tree. as she tries to pull her arms out of the tree, the MC constantly walks behind her and slaps her ass, knowing that there's no way of getting out of this, she accepted And starts jiggling her ass. After they were done the MC and Rampardos helped her to get unstuck from the tree. After they did, they were with a relocate her to her containment but before he leaves, he smacks her on my ass again and it seems like she enjoyed it.
Aerodactyl - as the MC was just looking at Rampardos eggs, they do look real healthy by the way. they were told where Aerodactyl has been cited. After a bit of climbing because she was cited near a mountains edge the MC and his helper start looking around for the Aerodactyl lucky enough, they did not need a look for long because they heard a screech as she tries to swoop down and attack them. They dodged out of the way, but they need to find a way to bring this girl down. The main puzzle for this section is to try to figure out a way to ground the Aerodactyl so the MC can dick her down. They thought of a plan as the Aerodactyl was coming in for another diving run. The MC and Rampardos grab the ends of a rope as the Aerodactyl swooped in they moved as fast as they can to tie her up and surprisingly it worked she begins to fresh around a little trying to escape, but she's tied up pretty well. The MC decides that this is the perfect time to have some fun. As he graph her hips, she is completely powerless to do anything about this. After her belly expand with so much baby batter that will be hard for her to fly away. They untie her and take her back to her containment.
Armaldo - ask, the MC was having a video call with maple as Rampardos was laying her head on his lap. They got some new information aware the next scale was. The area they went to was a rocky crevice but they do need to find this Armaldo. As they begin to look around, they decide to split up a little to cover more distance and to make it easier to find the disco. as the MC was looking around, he placed his foot on maybe not a solid piece of ground and he began to fail looking enough. It was a really long fold, but what was unlucky is that his face-to-face with Armaldo in a very small area. The main puzzle of this part is simply to dodge her attack and to make enough noise that Rampardos here is him. After a while of dodging the MC gets its foot stuck in another small gap as the Armaldo was about to land, a pretty heavy hitting attack Rampardos landing on her with a heavy slam. As the MC gets his foot unstuck the Armaldo was pretty stunned and this is his chance. After they had their fun, they got out of that hole and moved her back into her containment.
Tyrantrum - as the MC and Rampardos were taking a nap together. The professor called and said they found where the Tyrantrum is. As the two of them moved out into the Forrest that information told them she would be they looked around for a bit, but she's nowhere to be seen. But then they heard breathing behind them as they turned around they saw her. Then she starts charging towards them. The two of them started running. Before he knew what was really happening Rampardos somehow got him to be on her back as she begins to run as fast as she can try not to be eaten by the Tyrantrum. The main puzzle of this part is to try to find a way to stop the Tyrantrum from chasing them, most likely trying to get her stuck in something. As the MC uses his brain as much as he can he saw a fallen tree that gave him my idea. He told Rampardos try to find the most heavily wooded area in this forest as they do he tells her to use skull smash on the trees and she does. Ask the Tyrantrum continue to chase them. She doesn't realize that the trees are falling on her as she gets stuck under a couple of massive trees. As the two of them circle around to her backside, they realize that she is stunned for a bit, but she will get up soon. The MC needs to be quick with this one. As he finishes giving her all the baby batter she can handle she gets the trees off of her as she turns around to the two of them she doesn't have the blood loss that she did before, but it was replaced with happiness after that they were able to get her back in containment.
I think technically in the lore of the Pokémon universe victini always wins because there are the victory Pokémon
And if I remember correctly, I think the idea for victini is that she will fight the MC on the ship she wins leaves. They have a second go at it, but the MC tries his best to make her horny so she being fucked by him is her victory.
Well, that’s the original plan for her I don’t know how it changed over time, but I think that’s it
Food rant
MEAT
Moltres - she likes curry she flip-flops to what type of curry she likes best.
Raikou - omelette and how she likes it prepared is with all the stuffing bacon cheese, mushrooms, and more.
Entei - ribs with barbecue sauce if the ribs are not drowning in a barbecue sauce Pool, she doesn't want them.
Heatran - Steaks, always wants a bigger one than Groudon. But how she likes it done is a blue rare steak.
Lugia - salmon she always like the taste of fish, but she also found out recently that it helped make your ass bigger.
Kyogre - tuna but none of that can tuna she wants fresh tuna from the sea.
Groudon - Steaks, so well done they're almost burned to a crisp.
Giratina - spaghetti in particular spaghetti with squid ink pasta she has an aesthetic to keep up.
Celebi - Mesopotamian Stew it was one of the first stew the humans ever made, and she's been enjoying it ever since.
Deoxys - Robin she tries to explain why it's her favorite, but no one can understand.
SWEETS
Suicune - Jello The way she likes it is with fruit mixed in it with some whip cream on top.
Regirock - rock candy she likes crushing them between her teeth.
Regice - ice cream she likes it in a Flat Bottom Cake Cone. No one knows why she just likes it that way.
Regigigas - jawbreakers sometimes she just sucks on them for hours and other time she just crushes it with her teeth
Cresselia - she likes cotton candy. The reason why is because it looks like a cloud and it reminds her of dreams.
Rayquaza - star shaped hard candies she enjoys them because it reminds her of eating asteroid.
Mew - mochi in her own words it's sweet It's soft and it chewy.
Manaphy - she likes jelly drops they're 95% made out of water. And they are great for keeping you hydrated.
Shaymin - Pancakes with lots of syrup or honey from her own flowers
DRINK
Articuno - she enjoys slushys her favorite flavor is Rawst Berry
Registeel - she enjoyed lemonade, but the way she likes it. It's basically just lemon juice.
Mewtwo - tea when she has her tea, she has a lot of sweetener to it and mixes it with a spoon and it helps her keep calm.
Dialga - wine since she doesn't need to do paperwork anymore, she's gone into the hobby of wine collecting.
Palkia - smoothie she doesn't really know why she likes them so much she just does.
Jirachi - milk you know that old saying one glass of warm milk will help you go to sleep
Darkrai - black coffee she doesn't even do anything with it She just drinks it.
Arceus - Ambrosia no one knows where she gets it from but two things about she loves it and she doesn't let anyone else have it.
VEGETABLE AND FRUIT
Zapdos - apples she enjoys their sweetness, and sometimes she has peanut butter with it
Latias - she enjoys dragon fruit in particular the white dragon fruit.
Latios - she enjoys dragon fruit in particular the red dragon fruit.
Uxie - Nanab Berry is her favorite food because it's food for the brain.
Mesprit - Pecha Berry is her favorite food because it's food for the heart.
Azelf - Oran Berry is her favorite food because it's food for the spirit.
Ho-Oh - she likes something called the egusi soup it has grown nuts, leafy greens, and it has a helping of spice to it.
I tried my best to match any type of food to their personalities the lore or what would fit best and if I can be honest, I think I did a pretty good job. Yeah I do feel like some of them could be better, but I think I did well enough. I have another idea for this section. Maybe you can have two or three sentences with the MC and the girl that he gives the food to for example like.
MC - he still doesn't know why she likes her steak that way. It's basically charcoal at that point of how well done it is. Groudon - I ate volcanic rocks for most of my life this is a delicacy compared to those. At least I'm not eating it with ketchup I'm not a heathen.
we all know that Shaymin loves her pancakes, but I got me thinking what are the other legendarys favorite foods? Maybe they could be a Sidescene of the MC Making food for the legendary because let’s be honest he’s gonna be the househusband of this relationship and all his girls. Or not it’s just a fun idea that I have been thinking about what is the favorite food of all the girls and I’m not gonna be picky at what counts as food desserts, salads, main courses, drinks, and candy.
This will be one of my legendary rants