Yay it's my birthday! Buy my stuff for cheaper! Woo! 

You can grab any of my games for 40% off, or get the whole bundle for... more off? Math isn't my strong suit, but it's only 15 buckers so!

Here's a quick guide of all these weird games and their Totally What You Need Right Now descriptions:

LORDSWORN: My biggest game yet, still under construction but Very, Very playable. Looking for stories of sad, tragic soldiers trying to survive the journey home during an apocalypse caused by the death of gods they swore themselves to? Well, look no further! A GMless, 1-4 player experience built using the lovely Caltrop Core rules, with tons of prompts to help guide play and get you started into tragedy Real Quick. 

Snail Knights: If you've ever wanted to be a serious-yet-silly Snail Knight in a tournament, which is just like an Over the Top Medieval Fantasy Knight Tournament, just everyone rides snails while they joust and write very dramatic poetry using Snail metaphors!

The Crownless: Want all the Dark, Soulslike, and Godkilling vibes of Elden Ring and Dark Souls, but as a series of pocketmod booklets you can print out at home? The Crownless is for you! Kill decadent, decrepit Gods at the behest of a strange power called the WYRD who has brought you back from exile to birth the dying world anew. Featuring quick character creation, booklets that expand core mechanics, and my first self-published adventure, A Promise Kept too!

(the other) PIGEON BORG: Be fucked up metal, murderous, and slightly mutated Pigeons trying to survive in post-apocalypse Toronto with things like a meteor hammer anklet and spells printed on receipts that'll cause you to explode if you fail! A MORK BORG shitpost one pager for Noun Borg Get Rich Quick Jam, if you like Honey Heist and other one pagers that largely just give you a silly concept, you'll like this. And if you don't like Pigeons, I have nothing to say to you! Good day! 

Spirit and Tech: A quick 1-pager about being a M.E.N.D.E.R.S. operative, a specialized taskforce of individuals who help fix Cosmic Horror like Scars caused by capitalism in a Solarpunk future! Wrestle with the Guilt you'll expercience in the face of a world Scarred by the exploitation of humanity, be hopeful yet hurt beings, and try not do Die! The world's not saved yet!

The Teapot: A quiet, reflective Lost & Found game about being a Magical Teapot who can infuse tea with arcane properties to help heal the heart and soul of troubled humans. Go through many years, being passed between many hands, feeling all the deep feelings as you slowly wind your way through a prolific career until finally retiring to a peaceful life. All as a magical teapot. Have I mentioned you're a sentient teapot?

I have also added a few of my previously free (now priced less than a chocolate bar!) games, just so they're part of the sale and get some love! I still like them. These games are in a rougher-around-the-edges state, but they might just be right up your alley! Written in a single day, THE TEMPLE OF THE BOUNTIFUL is a historically inspired one page dungeon, a body horror filled descent into an old temple of a fertility goddesses domain, The Dead is a micro game about being a skeleton and musing on your fate, Combat Chef Corps is about being militant chefs making food for struggling towns, and PRAYR: It's a God Thing is my dating-sim-for-Millennials-and-Eldritch-Forgotten-Gods two page duet game.