Its never been a better time to gift yourself or others the joy of CHAIRHOOD. The fixture friends REJOYCE this holiday season as Terrence sings carols about the oncoming woodpocalypse***. Join in the GREAT FEASTS now?!?
(in other words, CHAIRS is 20% off while supplies last*)
(*we have infinite supplies** to provide)
(**supplies means copies of the game if that wasn't clear...)
(***the woodpocalypse is a very festive holiday in which everyone stands outside until a chair witch (not to be confused with a fixture friend) turns you into a thing of beauty and wood)