Hi there, the Squidward cutscene seems to not be working for me at the moment. After completing Patrick's quest (which, to note does not work if you kill them through vehicular manslaughter, and only works when you murder him with your own meaty claws), I entered the Krusty Krab with no issues, but found that Squidward's cutscene would not run. I'm going to try again, but for now I'm staring into his cold, dead eyes until he is finished loitering in the Krusty Krab. 

Update! Restarted the game and jumped on top of my car, which sent me flying immediately into the air. Nice birds eye view of the town, but I have a feeling that should not have happened

I also can't get the squidward quest to trigger

Figured it out, i think. You have to get to squidward with no deaths, if you die, you have to restart the game. This got the rest of the events to trigger normally for me

not quite, if you manage to glitch into the krusty krab before the squidward quest actually starts and grab the ketamine in there it will not play