So tonight I dreamt that I was playing this game, when suddenly I was sucked into its universe and stuck inside it. At some point I wanted to kill myself by walking into the see but it didn't work because I realized it was just pixels and not actual water. So I thought to myself "oh well, since I'm stuck there I'm going to 100% this thing completely". Except I was still depressed and crying to be stuck inside a game. At some point I replaced the Bridget character and I was in pixels too. The priest, Gregory, was also another human stuck into the game. And Nolan was actually from the game itself which made it weird because he was just a regular videogame coded AI so we didn't talk to him much. Now I just hope Greg isn't still stuck in the game and I'm manipulating him during my gaming sessions now that I'm out and comfortable on my sofa.

Well, I'm hoping that it was the existential dread of being trapped in a video game IN GENERAL (and not this specific one) that made you so upset...as for the rest of it:

1) Once the next update comes out in a couple of weeks you will in fact be able to 100% the game (because it will be DONE)!
2) Nolan and his buddies will be much better company after the update, since I'm adding a lot more flavor text for them as they reach new areas and complete quests.
3) No spoilers, but don't worry too much about Gregory being manipulated.
AND
4) I'm glad you're comfy.