1. Go into town and go into the Small Shop. Steal from the "sleeping" cashier
2. Go into the Dark Alleyway and kill the man in the alleyway
3. Go back, and go into the Haunted Forest
4. In the Haunted Forest, go RIGHT LEFT LEFT LEFT, arriving at the Beach
5. Check the Ice Cream Stand, revealing a Secret Lab
6. Check the table and grab the things on the table (mess around if you want, you can't end while in the lab)
7. Once you're done, go back to the beginning
8. Go into the Haunted Forest and go LEFT LEFT RIGHT LEFT, arriving at "???"
9. He asks you if you like fun, say YES. Saying no will give you Le Monke Ending
10. Go back to the beginning, go LEFT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT, arriving at Monke HQ
11. Go into the Shack and bring the key to "???" (The only option once you go in the shack will be YES if you've done this correctly (0.0.7)
12. Once you press YES, you will have a boss fight.
13. This fight is really easy; the first thing you do is COLLECT SAMPLE
14. Next, use TIRE and if your health drops below 60 or is at 60, use HEAL
15. Rince and repeat until the game says you can spare "???" then spare him.
16. Once you spare him, go back to the Beach, (RIGHT LEFT LEFT LEFT)
17. Check the Ice Cream Stand and go into the Giant Machine
18. Insert the Sample of "???" you collected into the machine
19. Go back to the beginning
20. Go to the Haunted Forest then go into the Abandoned Shack
21. Kill the Moth and go into the Abandoned Shack again
22. Go into the basement and use the Glowing Shard you got from "???"
23. The Man should die and you can collect his samples.
24. Go back to the beginning
25. Go back to the Beach (RIGHT LEFT LEFT LEFT)
26. Check the Ice Cream Stand and insert the sample into the machine
27. This will open up a portal (here your choices do nothing, I just spammed forward)
28. This will initiate a boss fight with a Man
The wingdings translate to
H︎A︎.︎.︎.︎
I︎T︎S︎ Y︎O︎U︎.︎
I︎ K︎N︎O︎W︎ Y︎O︎U︎.︎
I︎ K︎N︎O︎W︎ Y︎O︎U︎ W︎I︎L︎L︎ R︎E︎F︎R︎E︎S︎H︎ T︎H︎E︎ P︎A︎G︎E︎.︎
I︎ K︎N︎O︎W︎ Y︎O︎U︎ W︎I︎L︎L︎ R︎E︎S︎T︎A︎R︎T︎ W︎H︎E︎N︎ Y︎O︎U︎ G︎E︎T︎ A︎N︎ E︎N︎D︎.︎
I︎L︎L︎ G︎I︎V︎E︎ Y︎O︎U︎ Y︎O︎U︎R︎ E︎N︎D︎I︎N︎G︎ N︎O︎W︎.︎
A︎N︎D︎ T︎H︎E︎N︎ Y︎O︎U︎ W︎I︎L︎L︎ L︎E︎A︎V︎E︎.︎
Y︎O︎U︎ C︎A︎N︎ C︎O︎M︎E︎ B︎A︎C︎K︎ H︎E︎R︎E︎.︎
I︎N︎ F︎A︎C︎T︎,︎ I︎T︎S︎ F︎O︎O︎L︎I︎S︎H︎ F︎O︎R︎ M︎E︎ T︎O︎ A︎S︎S︎U︎M︎E︎ T︎H︎A︎T︎.︎
F︎O︎O︎L︎I︎S︎H︎ F︎O︎R︎ M︎E︎ T︎O︎ A︎S︎S︎U︎M︎E︎ Y︎O︎U︎ A︎R︎E︎ N︎E︎W︎ T︎O︎ T︎H︎I︎S︎ P︎L︎A︎C︎E︎.︎
H︎A︎.︎.︎.︎
If anyone is wondering
29. In this bossfight, nothing matters
Attack, Check, Mercy, nothing will happen to you or him.
The only option you have left is to give up.
But do you really want to?
It doesn't matter
you give up
giving you
the
true ending