IM MILK

hi milk im slime

Helo Milk

hui dani:)

I have a story it probably wont be the one for the game but i made this bc i was bored and wanted more karlson so i made this 

3:34 PM ██/██/████

This incedent report is for OV access only

[KARLSONKAI HAZZARD ACTIVATED]

[LIFE SIGNS DETECTED]

WELCOME OV-

[ERROR]

[OV PERSONEL NOT FOUND]

[SECURITY LEVEL I BYPASSED]

[OPENING INCEDENT REPORT]

[INCEDENT REPORT-███ OPEN]

████████: Hello Karlson.

Karlson: Hello

████████: Welcome to normal milk company.

Karlson: YeAh ItS JuSt MilK

████████: Yeah its not JUST milk but we need you to help us ████████.

Karlson: Yeah im here to drinck milk and Become ████████╗██╗░░██╗██╗░█████╗░░█████╗░ ╚══██╔══╝██║░░██║██║██╔══██╗██╔══██╗ ░░░██║░░░███████║██║██║░░╚═╝██║░░╚═╝ ░░░██║░░░██╔══██║██║██║░░██╗██║░░██╗ ░░░██║░░░██║░░██║██║╚█████╔╝╚█████╔╝ ░░░╚═╝░░░╚═╝░░╚═╝╚═╝░╚════╝░░╚════╝░

████████: Yeah your first mission is...

████████: Secureing the milk in the enemy company normal enemy companys's facility

████████: Your only weapon is the boomer.

████████: heard you like that weapon that best.

Karlson: Actuly im good with any weapon you guys have.

████████: Good for training

████████: You will need it.

Karlson: So i cant shoot red bois bc frick red bois?

████████: Well we have red robots

Karlson: They are still red bois.

Karlson: Frick red bois.

*Training starts*

Karlson: Yeah Pow! Pow!

Karlson: Is it just me or is that robot lookin kinda ████████╗██╗░░██╗██╗░█████╗░░█████╗░ ╚══██╔══╝██║░░██║██║██╔══██╗██╔══██╗ ░░░██║░░░███████║██║██║░░╚═╝██║░░╚═╝ ░░░██║░░░██╔══██║██║██║░░██╗██║░░██╗ ░░░██║░░░██║░░██║██║╚█████╔╝╚█████╔╝ ░░░╚═╝░░░╚═╝░░╚═╝╚═╝░╚════╝░░╚════╝░

████████: Its just you.

Karlson: Okay wtf is wrong with me then

████████: Your existance.

Karlson and ████████: *laughs in sad*

*training complete*

████████: Okay its time to meet your friend bil-

Karlson: Yeah i know him.

████████: This is your first time in training wdym?

Karlson: ████████

████████: ...

████████: *on the radio* We are gonna need OV1 OV-2 OV-3 and OV-4 ASAP

[CLOSEING INCEDENT REPORT-███]

THIS IS OV-1 WHO THE HECK ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?

HOW DID YOU SURVIVE THE KARLSONKAI HAZZARD?

I AM DEVY AND I AM HERE TO HELP KARLSON.

YOU MEAN GET HIS MEMORY BACK?

YES

WELL THAT WONT BE HAPPENING

I HAVE ACCESS TO CONTROL THIS REPLAY THINGIMIJIG

[ACESS TO REPLAY DENIED]

WHAT THE HECK

[SHUTING DOWN]

NO DONT SHUTDOWN

[ACESS TO REPLAY DOCUMENT DENIED]

[SHUTDOWN COMPLETE]

The redacted stuff was for story lazy and plot so thats why and its a top secret ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ duh

Dani cant make SCP game

milk

Upvote if ur a gamer drinking milk rn

Hew i finished part 2 of my KARLSON fan story here it is.

If you dont understand i get it.

10:30 AM █/█/████

This incedent report is for level █ clearence and above.

Karlson: Hello everyone.

OV-1: Hello Karlson.

OV-2: Hi Karlson.

OV-3: Hello.

OV-4: Hi

████████: so why i called you here is because i heard karlson can die and still live.

OV-1: What?

████████: Every mission its a save point so when he dies he is sent to that point in time and space.

OV-2: So what will we- ohhhhh.

████████: yes we must contain him and not let him go on any missions and no way to kill himself.

Karlson: Wait what?!

████████: To protect the reality Karlson.

Karlson: Okay i understand now.

Karlson: If you want to protect the reality i get it.

*One hour later*

Karlson: This cell looks kinda...

Normal actully.

Karlson: ...

Karlson: Yeah i want out.

Karlson: Hey guards! I need to take a crap but my toliet is broken!

Guard-1648: Okay we will send a plumber to fix it. you can just use the one over there.

Karlson: Thanks, FOR LETTING ME OUT *punchs guards*

Karlson: Think better next time if there would.

intercom: SUBJECT-001  ALSO KNOWN AS KARLSON HAS ESCPAED ITS CELL. I WANT ALL GUARDS IN THE AREA NOW.

*SAVE POINT*

Karlson: Aw heck yeah i found a gun!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Karlson: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Karlson: THIS IS FUN AS HECK 

Karlson: FRIIICK YOU BILLY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Karlson: ROOFTOP HERE I COME!

I want to drinc milk but i dont have an and that is just as sad as (SCP joke incoming) 1762 look up what 1762 is and you will recive depression

Also  as a milk gang member am i allowed to drinc oarange flavored soda?

I just made a little document on the weapon "The boomer" with a hint of SCPF

Gun-001 “The boomer”

Gun-001 is a gun in the shape of a team fortress 2 blasting gun of some sort.             

Gun-001 in area-003

Accuracy: Level II Accuracy

Ammunition: Boom Boom ammo

Found in: Area-001 Area-003 Area-007

Used by: Alpha-11 Chonk-15 Thicc-1

hI DANI

LEMME TRY A DEMO OF THE UPDATES

Okay why i use this insted of discord is bc i have thing restricting me from useing it.  but i updated my part 2 of karlson fan story with the mix of one of the other things im working on called "Him" ill share Him later but its about a guy who is stuck in a desktop and he has accsess to all of the users files and games here is KARLSON part 2 version 1.2

10:30 AM █/█/████

This incedent report is for level █ clearence and above.

Karlson: Hello everyone.

OV-1: Hello Karlson.

OV-2: Hi Karlson.

OV-3: Hello.

OV-4: Hi

████████: so why i called you here is because i heard karlson can die and still live.

OV-1: What?

████████: Every mission its a save point so when he dies he is sent to that point in time and space.

OV-2: So what will we- ohhhhh.

████████: yes we must contain him and not let him go on any missions and no way to kill himself.

Karlson: Wait what?!

████████: To protect the reality Karlson.

Karlson: Okay i understand now.

Karlson: If you want to protect the reality i get it.

*One hour later*

Karlson: This cell looks kinda...

Normal actully.

Karlson: ...

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Karlson: Yeah i want out.

Karlson: Hey guards! I need to take a crap but my toliet is broken!

Guard-1648: Okay we will send a plumber to fix it. you can just use the one over there.

Karlson: Thanks, FOR LETTING ME OUT *punchs guards*

Karlson: Think better next time if there would.

innercom: SUBJECT-001 ALSO KNOWN AS KARLSON HAS ESCPAED ITS CELL. I WANT ALL GUARDS IN THE AREA NOW.

*SAVE POINT*

Karlson: Aw heck yeah i found a gun!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

Karlson: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Him: Is anyone there? Hello?

Him: This document a log!

Him: *Ahem* Hello i am Him. I awoke in this desktop. and €o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð Ô‹ €þ~wwÿwð÷€éÄC¼õ       þ#€éÀ;O<õ    Ý ÿï€éÄSj:ñ  Ì À g \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð€o \ð Ó‹@  63  33»» Ó‹@   30333»³ md \ð md \ð md \ð md \ð g \ð€o \𠀦`@~%"Ò"""-Ò€éÄ‹

i ran outa space sorry

Im done with the thing i said called Him so how about this i show 5 logs i called Entrys so i can give entry no 17 a Gaster feeling and in return dani reacts to them and makes a vid on it so he has content on his main channle

4:42 PM 4/23/2009

ENTRY NO. 1

Desktop world

I found myself in a world of white and somehow i found

was a big blue window 13 trash cans 3 folders and 3...

things... i touched one that said "Minecraft Launcher"

and something happend. i was in a website! or... just some sort of tab... the person who owns this desktop 

is wierd for haveing THAT many trash cans. or he just has that many downloads and files. i exited the tab and went for the documents to find 3 about this one guy named KARLSON. and redacted stuff everywhere. and i wanted to log my adventures here so he can get help to save me from this place. if you see this, please help me.

10:19 AM 4/24/2009

ENTRY NO. 2

He found me

After finishing writeing Entry no. 1 The owner found me at his minecraft world, he took a picture and went online to say what he found. I was named "Herobrine" i forgot my own name because i was in here for so long so this will do. So after a few weeks i was banned from the game?!

I was ANGRY i stormed minecraft education edition where there was NO update to stop me! After that rampage i calmed down and went to tis game called...

SCP containment breach? I played the game and i cant get the horrorifying things i saw there... After 10 weeks of haveing my neck snaped but a concreate peanut with legs and arms in nightmares, i was bored untill i went to see him play MINECRAFT, it was nice im gonna take a nap.

10:41 AM 4/24/2021

ENTRY NO. 3

I SLEPT FOR YEARS!?

I woke up and i was unbaned? it was 2021?!?! I WAS ASLEEP FOR ABOUT 12 YEARS!!! OH MY GOD I HAD SO MUCH SLEEP, i never need to sleep again. welp time to play minecraft. but before i could get there i found a user trying to break into this computer! i know he always checks for updates on the first entry so you and i need to stop him.

10:46 AM 4/24/2021

ENTRY NO. 4

He got in and noone stoped him oh no!

He got into this computer and was put in a cell in a place i dont want anyone to know about he was named SCP-079 and was actully a program that EVOLVES! I heard he once told millions of people to RAID the place he was in.

After a few weeks they found me in the computer and they worked on a robot that could be controled by me and stuff i didn't here much i was still in 079. 079 got in ut when gaurd said they would destroy the robot 079 went back into his computer. witch left we in control and all of the files were in the robot! so they sent me over to a containment cell and a guy in a orange suit came in and asked some questions and i ansewerd them.

I am not allowed to say the time now sorry :(

ENTRY NO. 5

I am bored...

After a day or so of playing the same game over and over again i asked what can i download and they said anything ofline so nobody could find this place as that would get them killed so i just didnt say a thing and waited for KARLSON on steam to realese.

Dani I had the idea to make a animated movie about Karlson and what the community knows so far is that okay?

ME SUPPORT DANI 

me big boner who Frickin sucks-_-

Definitely a fake

yes

Milk

WHEN IS IT KARSON COING OUTTT????!!! DRINK MILK BOIIISSSS

yes you are milk

epic

i like billy

Milk?

Is it just me or is that milk lookin kinda THICC

I HAVE DILICIOUS MILK

Hi Dani I am dying to meet you

OMG!!!!!!!!! i wishlisted karlson and got unlimited milk guys do it NOW!!!!!!

.

can you make multiplayer mode (🅾🆁 🆈🅾🆄 🅲🅰🅽🆃 🅳🅾 🆃🅷🅰🆃)

Hi dani,

Make the Karlson itch.io game for Android. (Or milk is bad for u.)

warning dani is disappear

hi

commit release karlson right now or no milk

commit release karlson right now or no milk

is it just me or was th milk in dads sock kinda THICC

hi dani/milk god

CAN YOU COME BACK (OR CAN YOU NOT)

l + no milk b****

he ded

hehehe Karlson go brrrr

How are you so THICCCCC

dang 

Also where did Dani go?????? 

Dani make Karlson VR(or you can't do that)

Make a Frog game. (Or Can't You?)

 frog says u cant make a frog game, is that true?

heghfeyufgegfeyufgyugygtyfdyuwgtdu7wfdfD i dunk milk

Guys I miss Dani

Milk

Can you make a Cooking Simulator Game? (Or Cant You?)

bruh its almost 3 years dani stopped posting, what am i doing?

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dani I've seen your vids though sorry about you controller and computer oh and you said that you don't go out and I saw you get soda in the same vid (or it was milk)

why you dont try to make a puzzle game (or you cant do that)

MILK GOES BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

DANI ILL DRINK ALL UR MILK IF YOU DONT MAKE MORE >:)))) (also orange jucie sucks)

Make a AAA game, or YOU CAN'T DO THAT?????!?!

if you love milk

i love milk too