So, I was dicking around the water pool at the start, basically mashing Control and the fight keys trying to get across, and when I respawned, I was unable to dodge, kick, or punch. I'm so very confused and I'm certain that this is a softlock (because without fighting, you can't beat the guy at the end, and losing just respawns you before him. Also, it persists through reloading the page) Glad this was just early game this time, but maybe this could happen with another similar pool of water and idiot jumping into it.