I've been trying to find it but the best I found was a dead pastebin link
This is something I've been going back and forth for a while now.
On one hand I'm very proud of the writing I did for the quest, even if there are definitely some bits which I'd change if I went back.
On the other hand, I've seen quite a few times that the quest's tone (much hornier than the VN) tends to disappoint people and they struggle to get the full picture because the original was always immersed in the context of a living, breathing forum thread. People who only read the pastebin would get half the story, in a way. And that's not touching on the spoilers the quest has about the VN.
Because of that I tend not to host the quest anywhere right now, sorry. I might bring it back up in some shape or form in the future, when the game is done probably. If you find it available somewhere it's not hosted by any of us so I can't know for sure if it's the full thing, if something was added or removed, etc.
I haven't searched for it myself since I don't want to spoil anything too early if there is overlap. However, it could be a fun in-game easter egg for completing the speedrunner route once the story is complete. Like you've been writing a journal of what's happening and Asterion finds it and asks what your character thinks has happened compared to reality.
Same with maybe Luke's intro if the tone is very different for the rewrite. I feel like that route in general is great for weird moments, but I suppose that depends on whether the routes are separate instances or just flags for specific dialogue depending on background.
If you're still looking and would like to see it, I was able to find and recover it. I made an archive here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/MinotaurHotel/comments/sycjx9/minotaur_hotel_quest/