FUCK · By Madner cumabat (real), jordan
yeah
uh oh
MalO/SCP 1471: Sitting down
Guard: Watches MalO through one way glass
MalO: “Ugh, itchy.”
(sorry for not replying lmao)
Guard: "Sometimes I wonder why we keep these guys in here."
(It’s fine lol)
MalO: “Hm? What was that?”
They lay down on their back
Guard: Quietly "Oh shit."
MalO: “I know someone is there, I heard you the first time.”
Guard: (in head) "Remember what they told you, don't interact with them"
MalO: “Hmph.”
Guard: "Oh thank god. W-wait...shit, it can probably hear me."
imagine being mean to dice ew
Lmao-
Lolllll
Josie / the half cat (forgot the number)
(Josie: *asleep*
SCP-529 I’m pretty sure
ahhh thanks
(MalO/SCP 1471)*in cell naked, whistling *
(lol, ill just be a "top scientist" since i don't know what scp to pick xD)
-walking by, looking at a note board, sigh-, man i hate this job....tho it pays well ;~/~;
(1471) why do I have to bee heeeerreee!
(lol)
(lol, Really?! XD)
Look, I don't know why you should be here but it's not my-, S-Shit i forgot, idiot me, your not supposed to interact with them!
(1471) *sigh* your fine…not like I’m horny and lonely!
Huh, That's strange, aren't you like, supposed to mess with my mind or something? Oh god dammit, it's just like the world eater, let me guess, they lied about you?
yea
Just…don’t look at a pic of me
Huh, Okay? This is oddly nice, i never actually get to TALK with one of you guys!
well I’m not very talkative
More just…sit here and pleasure my self
Fair point, -he decided to walk in, holding the clip board to his chest-, Well there not exactly and cameras in here due to there lies
Guard: "I heard somebody talking in here, something wrong?"
(oh, hey there! :>)
O-Oh, no there's nothing wrong, i was just talking to myself ;^w^;
"There were two voices, no other human is in here, so you must be talking to 1471..."
"-Sigh- Yeah Yeah, so what if i talked to her? It's not like anything would happen"
"DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOLD YOU?! Don't interact with them, they could be dangerous."
"Listen, your job is to protect the scp's, not boss the scientist around, PLUS, do you SEE anything happening to me?"
ayo
I know
This is just a dif ver
You and Dom still got yours
ik
but like
horny app lmfao
yea dif universe
Mal0 was a raunchy dating app lol
lol
so we got: sarcastic but very nice malO (E obviously)
and: horny, and attention span of a cat (u obviously)
this mal0 is basically this screenshot in a nutshell
Mhm
translate pls ; ;
No
but all you need to know is that it looks cursed as shit
what the fuck is that creepy ass shit
An image I found while searching cat boy
sigh
gets thrown in a cell
ow!
mal0)
Hmm fresh meat!
SHIT
LET ME OUT!
shh I’m kidding!
*sitting on floor naked *
oh
STILL SOMEONE LET ME OUT
*comes up and hugs* shh hey hey
o ok
they are the monsters
Not us
o o ok
(lol)