- Learning a new language requires a lot of corn-centration.
- Corn farmers are not good comedians because their jokes are always corny.
- The quickest way for corn farmers to be successful is to corn-er the market.
- What do you call a solitary and single kernel of corn? A unicorn!
- Do you know who is considered the corniest professional baseballer of all time? Ty Cobb!
- A person who is crazy about corn is called a corn-ivore.
- The best student at the corn college is called the a-corn.
- If you caught a criminal in a field of corn, does this means that they have been cornered?
- You should not take corn on a plane because it will make your ears pop.
- We peel and dispose of the outside, boil the inside, devour the outside, then dispose of the inside. Do you know what it is? It is corn on the corncob.
- What do we call two cornstalks which are best friends? They are earbuds!
- Just plain popcorn? I think you can do butter than that.
- Did you hear about that corn stalk that changed careers? He went into a different field.
- What is the favorite game of the corncob? It’s b-husk-etball.
- The corncob stops talking because he is tired of field-ing too many questions.
- It’s no surprise that the corncob gets lost; she lives in a large maze.
- I have ears, but I am unable to hear. Who am I? I am a field of corn.
- The corn police receive many complaints from local people that somebody is trying to stalk them.
- What is a mythical veggie called? It is a unicorn!
- Next week, there will be an important corn-ference in London for farmers from all over the world to discuss current trade policies on corn.
- Should you eat corn that has fallen off the stalk? Maize well!
- I didn’t have a map of the corn maze, so I had to play it by ear.
- What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest? “Aww, shucks!”
- How did the corn farmer get to be so successful? He corn-ered the market!
- This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing!
- Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
- Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow? To corn-gratulate him for being outstanding in their field!
- How do you make sweet corn? You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
- What kind of party is held in a cornfield? A cornball!
- What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends? Ear buds!
- What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob? You get corn-stipated!
- In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie!
- The mama corn wasn’t worried about her chubby son. “He’s not fat,” she said, “he’s just a little husky.”
- The cornfield was relieved when it heard that it was going to rain. “Phew,” it said, “that’s music to my ears.”
- I gave a huge sum of money to a corn farmer. I was a bit nervous, it was a major stalk investment.
- If you want to buy some pirate corn, it’s going to cost you a buccaneer.
- Some corn fell out of a lady’s grocery bag when she was walking down the street. I shouted after her but sadly my words fell on deaf ears.
- The corn was worried he had a cough, his voice was getting a little bit husky.
- Some corn, a carrot, and a cucumber all fell into the ocean. Now they are all C foods.
- I don’t really like corn jokes. I find them a bit too difficult to digest.
- Corn is a seriously good listener. It’s all ears.
- The baby corn wanted a pet, so his mama decided to buy the baby a corn dog.
- If you’re ever left alone in a corn salesman’s office, whatever you do, don’t start snooping through his files. They are cornfidential.
- Someone told me they had a good corn pun. I live in a hut made from corn husks, so needless to say, I was all ears.
- It was a nasty shock for the football team that practiced in the cornfield. They got totally creamed.
- The baby corn liked his mom, but he preferred his pop corn.
- What do you call corn studying at the university? A Uni-corn.
- Did you know corn has a favorite food? It loves cobb salad.
- What is sweeter than sweet corn? Candy corn, of course!
- Why doesn’t the corn trust the cornflake? It has a reputation for flaking last minute.
- What do you call corn that is crazy? A corn-nut.
- You should never tell your secrets in a corn field because it’s full of ears.
- What dog breed likes to eat corn? A Husky.
- The kernel of corn and the corn-stalk finally came to peace and reached a kettlement.
- I don’t like that earie corn maze; I always feel like I’m being stalked!
- Where does the best corn come from? Sili-corn Valley.
- The corn has such big ears, it’s remar-cob-le!
- Why do messages spread fast when they are told in a cornfield? Because they jump from ear to ear.
- The baker will not reveal his yummy cornbread recipe, it’s corn-fidential.
- Why doesn’t corn like to go to the movies? It doesn’t want to become popcorn.
- Two corns in a field were telling each other corny jokes. They were the laughing stalk of the field.
- I complemented some corn the other day. It smiled from ear to ear.
- I saw someone at the grocery store who angrily stabbed a box of corn flakes, and the flakes went everywhere.
- The person was arrested for being a cereal killer.
- I once had a traumatic incident with mince beef and a corn tortilla. To this day, I still can’t taco ’bout it.
- What do we call the state fair organized in Iowa? It’s called corn-ival.
- Who is the master of corn religion? The pope corn.\