FUCK 路 By Madner cumabat (real), jordan
kill itch
see you in another 156 days
sACER FALK HAIIII HIIII
you fucking woke me up from my nap talk to me after another 156 days
yes because youre a actual decent erson to talk to
i am a decent person to talk to but deep down god is afraid of what i can do to him
woah i just realized i have like 13k posts jesus christ i wasted my life on this platform
well imagine how many i'd have if i weren't banned
puke emoji
i jacked off 7 times today man i miss her
i never said that. this is slander. remove this NOW!
i would send the screenshot but i lost it 馃Δ
dont send propaganda on MY itch
jordan invite me to nalacord my discord account has been seized
send it to this account !!
jordan you fucking idiot get on itch
SUCK MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
jrodan can i join your discourse erver
no
ok (you will murder me and my entire family if i say anything else) [i fear you as a person]
glad to hear that
?????? this was a year ago
jordan i appreciate the offer but im not gay
spucker fuck
i am bawling
who are you
oh shit ur dom i thought you got crucified off the platform
i did (nobody forgave me nor forgot what i did but they literally do not care anymore)
oh my goodness its spacefily鈥檋i from dice
oh ur that one person who was like a dice and shit
i only remember that one dk gif you sent like a year ago (1 second memory)
i vaguely remember you threatening to leave itch io because I said something along the lines of i could remove you from being admin (this was in shitty dice place ibthink
oh yeah found it
yeah i was a fucking jerk back then ill be honest
im not gonna make some excuse like "the toxic platform shaped me" no i was just a fucking asshole back then
i used to like drive people off the platform if i didn't like them and i regret a lotta shit i did back then
i was very childish
yres (you鈥檝e unknowingly have talked to me in nalacord aswell before my inevitable death
i do.nnn t remember that
idk all i remember was shoving lightbulb onto peni
it was an odd conversation
oh i remember it was the urethral sounding shit i learned it from my friend and i thought it was the funniest shit ever
Ah
its hell to go through though you'll bleed a ton
i am going to shut out all of my memories about those images before i go insane
oh my gof literally why would somebody do that to themself 馃槦
pain kink im pretty sure
since ur like the only one on itch are you able to invite me to nalacord my old account is seized
i also saw a reddit group (i dont use reddit) that was about urethral sounding and it was pretty disgusting
doing that shit gives you abnormally large penis holes
I can reanimate your corpse.
oh ok please do 馃惐
Wow spacelify
hey ur that guy who made that one server called "the incidents" or something and everyone thought you were 12
maybe they didnt and it was just me
yeah wow
Sperkerpie馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ
who you (please tell me i dont recognize anyone)
im mattshu
who's mattshu
that guy who when he first joined he was like really nice and everyone loved him
okay tell me an interaction i had with you and i might recognize you
i don鈥檛 remember any
well me neither so i guess i never talked to you
did you come to itch when i was still talking there
yeah probably
probably is a shit answer because it wont help me remember but okay
come back you bastard
hey its the guy who joined me in item asylum that one time
whats going on bros my name is peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewrderpie
KILL YOURSELF KILL TYOUESRLF
holy shit i cant look at this anymore MODS kill this guy