Okay, in all seriousness? Our game functioning on Android devices is not within the scope of our technical abilities and I would rather be balance-patching the game to ensure a better player experience or moving on to other games than trying to make that happen. We are a microscopically small indie game dev team and demanding we make our game work on a different platform when it already works on just about every personal computer capable of launching a browser is unreasonable. Given that your activity history reveals you have been spamming every game you lay eyes on with, "Add Android," for three months straight now, I'd go so far as to say it reveals some serious entitlement on your part.
