The tutorial mine was a dud so I immediately decided to step on a mine on the first level

5 seconds into the game. I blew myself up after not paying attention to the tutorial. I left behind a loving wife and a beautiful child. Years have passed. My child is fully grown and has taken on the family business. Dies tragically after backing into a mine when trying to go home. The curse continues.

10/10 game.

This is quite a lot of fun. I also enjoyed the casual music in contrast to the deadly job you're performing. The tutorial was a nice touch. Great job, well done.