I'm not going to write a response as a limerick as that's one skill I do not have! (I don't know how you do it to be honest.) I'm not sure but I think there might be a bug after the blessed end link? (I'm not sure if it is meant to go dark/blank due to what's happened in the story,  or if it should have an end like the others?) Also, I'm really curious now,  what's a wampire? (I looked it up thinking it'd be a kind of vampire of some description and google told me it was a rock band which I'm pretty sure is not the case here.)

Edit: Just had a scroll through the other comments and saw the black screen was on purpose so disregard :)

I quite liked this game
but I am still not sure what
a limerick is. Help?

At times this game was more funny than spooky, but it had some dark/spooky elements to! As someone who enjoys humor more than scary I didn't mind.

Really enjoyed the twist when you kill the vampire and the branching after that. There did seem to be a dead page, but it seemed intentional since you died? I also felt like there were SO MANY OPTIONS at the end, but there were only 3 or 4 endings. A bunch all led to the same page with no differences, at that point you could just have one less option, but it was good none-the-less.

 I am really impressed that it is all done in limericks. Some were better than others, but the whole game was 100% in a limerick, well done! 

The scansion was sometimes a stretch

Which seems fine for a four-hour sketch;

The tone, while surprising,

Was clear from apprising

The content note that you could fetch.

On blessed relief when I harked,

I found only a screen full-on dark.

On purpose? A bug?

I must leave with a shrug,

And rate other games--what a lark. 

:)

(Good job pulling this off with consistency on the limerick front. My favourite part was--oddly--the description of the fridge's contents.)