Hello, I'm a cis ally [1] eager to help uplifting the greatly oppressed cisgender community; however, I have questions regarding the inoffensive criteria. You see, in all of my extensive research [2], I have never seen cis representations other than sex workers who are promptly killed off, and I don't want to upset the tendercishets [3] because their feelings are so fragile and easily hurt. But I do have one (1) cishet friend [4], so I think that means I'm qualified to create respectful and authentic representation of cis people.
[1]: I'm really into hentai featuring cis people.
[2]: Sample size of one (1) Netflix series.
[3]: My one (1) white cis gay friend who I have only talked to on 4chan once assured me this is not a slur.
[4]: My dog, Marumi. God rest her soul.