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Milk Man: Shit Edition's itch.io pageResults
| Criteria | Rank | Score* | Raw Score |
| Unfairness | #2 | 4.167 | 4.167 |
| Frustration | #3 | 4.333 | 4.333 |
| Uncanny valley | #3 | 3.667 | 3.667 |
| Bugs | #5 | 2.667 | 2.667 |
| Overall | #6 | 3.190 | 3.190 |
| Confusion | #9 | 3.833 | 3.833 |
| Microtransactions | #13 | 1.167 | 1.167 |
| Ear destruction | #18 | 2.500 | 2.500 |
Ranked from 6 ratings. Score is adjusted from raw score by the median number of ratings per game in the jam.
I solemnly swear that I've made a bad game.
yeah it's pretty bad thanks to squily for making the graphics absolutely eye melting.
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This is one of those games where you can tell that the artist realized their vision in making it. And the vision for this one is spot-on. 12/10 would be a milk man with marital problems in an R.V. again.
yeah that definetely did happen lol.
Wow. Those controls. And I couldn't figure out how to not die in like 10 seconds. The textures and overall design reminds me of some of the awful joke WADs made for DOOM- more the later ones made in the 2000s and early 2010s than the 90s ones. This is one of the few entries I've played so far that had a story, and it is a bizarre one that's perfect here.
Yeah the reason why the graphics look so bad is probably thanks to the crayon brush in ms paint. If you want to know how to not die, left click to shoot your gun that you have for some reason. The only reason why you would know you have one is if you accidentally left clicked or read a sign in a glitched house.
Well, gang guys hitting you from nowhere add a fair amount of frustration, and the camera makes it even more frustrating to play.
Took me quite a while to get to that parkour thing, so confusion is there as well (again, camera movement makes it even worse).
Pretty experiency experience!
You can actually shoot the gang members with your invisible gun but even then it's still frustrating because of the following:
1. Your bullet can delete itself on contact with the gang member without dealing damage
2. Your bullet does random damage.
3. You can't aim your gun up so you'll be screwed when gang members jump above you.
Incredible!
thanks!
Absolutely magical. very innovative camera. I started getting upset when I got killed while talking to the milk store guy and he insulted my name after i was dead. great work
You were pretty much at the end of the game anyways so you didn't miss out on much dying there.