Simple, no nonsense platformer with really nice, not-slippery controls! This was really fun, though the fact that the falling platforms didn't come back after a while is absolutely brutal! Like an old school arcade game. Gonna be hearing "HUA HUA HUA" in my dreams tonight for sure lol. Making the basics work well is hard to do! Good work!
Also wow, just got the pun in the title. I made a game in about a bar and was thinking of making the character "Un" and calling it Un's Table lol. Your pun is better.