I give up. I've tried both day/month arrangements of the wedding proposal day and every day from the 16th to the end of February. Am I just not structuring the dates correctly? Do they need underscores? Should I be adding "JN" or "joana" somewhere? I feel like I'm being trolled and I don't have the patience to bruteforce a million structural variations three tries at a time.
Edit: Tried date/time of the first UFO sighting too, zilch.