My lawyers would like to redact that and inform you that we have established that we have no case and we would like to reach a settlement out of court after we Send you $49.99 for all the trouble we have caused you.
We have hit the Send button and exactly $49.99 should be arriving in your account in approximately five to seven business days. Regretfully, we cannot expedite the process, as banks like to keep money for as long as possible.
Not at all related but I just realized Power of Golden Slammer = POGS! I'm going to need a demo uploaded shortly, my life will feel incomplete until I'm able to mow lawns to earn money for cardboard discs!
