A goblin? It's Ganondorf my guy :(
Look I'm just upset that they are actual characters from the shows and games banging the girls instead of just some generic white guy cause it's impossible for me to get off to, It's basically voyeurism at that point might as well make it so that the camera is outside a window watching them have sex. I think with a plain white guy it's easier to pretend that's me doing it instead. plus I hate weird shipping shit