if the world was suddenly threatened by asteroids from space, hurtling towards the surface of the earth, and they needed a single pilot, one man, with great skill at operating an aircraft, and impeccable aim, to deliver humanity from the unfeeling, uncaring brutality of an asteroid onslaught, which would surely destroy civilized society as we know it, and, at worst, wipe away the human race as a automobile operator wipes away the bug on his windshield...
...they probably shouldn't call upon me