ftr:
- Bisexual: You have to say good-bi to the rat queen. BY KILLING THEM (jk i'm not really going for this one)
- Pansexual: you will cook the rats.
- Asexual: you will collect the rat cards.
- Polysexual: almost hit this one, you can get there if you play a specific way, but not the intent so w/e