Thank you so much for the in depth look at this game. That long unreadable scroll was definitely on my list of things worth fixing but alas, I lack the dev talent to make any changes whatsoever to improve the player experience. I do sincerely hope the house on an island qualifies my entry, because even if one doesn't see it, isn't an island still an island? And you got both endings! Truly a completionist. Lastly, I don't do shitposts! I inspire others to smile and think through life's deepest issues with brief, low effort performance art.
Thanks for playing and I look forward to playing your entry!