This was uniquely tailoured to my particular sense of humour, so while I cannot in good faith give an entry like this an especially high score in other categories, this one had easily the funniest writing in the jam.
I'm faced with an ethical dilemma: do I give this game a 5 overall because it would be funny, or do I hold firm to my morals and ensure that my biases do not lead to an inflated jam score, hurting the voting experience for dozens of other participants and creating a cascading effect which leads to the fall of modern democracy and the deaths of hundreds of RPG Maker developers and players?